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Jun 24, 2005 09:26

Yay! I finally got my own journal. No more of having to share with Skyfire... he was starting to get tired of me using his more than he was, I guess. Can I help it if desk duty really gets boring sometimes?

But anyway, found this on the Internet, and thought it was kind of useful... ;p

Top 10 things to say when caught recharging at your desk!

10. "The Omicons warned me this might happen when that experimental energon cap wore off."

9. "That was just a 15 minute power-saver nap they raved about in the energy conservation course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! I must have been shorted out by a malfuntion in the console. You got here just in time to revive me!"

7. "I wasn't recharging! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new battle strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific metalliko exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward mechs who practice metalliko?"

4. "Slag! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle the energon shortage problem."

3. "Did you ever notice the sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your audio sensor real close to them?"

2. "Who decaffinated my energon?!"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught recharging at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly, groan, and say, "Dude... who hit me"?
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