Dammit Jim, I'm an actor, not a doctor!
I'm amused. I'm watching an episode of Conan O'Brien from September, and Greg Kinnear is on, and talking about how he was on the set of a film, and the director was feeling ill, and thought he had food poisoning. Greg asked him what he had to eat, and the director replied a peanut butter cookie. Kinnear ruled out food poisoning, saying it was impossible to get a food borne illness from that. Turns out the direct had an inflamed appendix, but given the solmella scare that's happened as of late, I'm very glad Greg Kinnear is an actor and not a doctor (despite his inability to choose good movies).