According to google, I need the following:

[roachgut]

Type "YOURNAME needs" into Google and see what the first ten things you need are. (If you get a result that doesn't yield a "___ needs" visible from the Google page, skip it.)

Apparently, I need:

1. ...some new thoughts
2. ...a drink.
3. ...guidance and normal supervision
4. ...your help
5. ...more caffeine
6. ...us
7. ...a hero
8. ...blush that is very bright and colorful
9. ...prayers
10. ...your votes