Oh crap I almost forgot.....
I was called on the telephone yesterday and was told this exciting and strange news.
A few months a go, Spike was driving on Hancock from Cape Coral and was pulled over by the Cape Coral Police for running a stop sign that he did not run. The policeman asked him what he claimed, to which Spike stated "Zero, I do not have any dependents." The cop than asked what gang he claimed he was in. It turns out Spike is a registered gang member. The cop wouldn't state what gang he was listed as being in. The cop searched his car, gave him a warning for running the stop sign that he did not run, and sent him on his way.
A couple of days a go, Spike was over at Mia's house, where the member's of her step-father's band were also present. The singer is in the CCPD and Spike asked him to check on his gang record for him. It turns out that the gang that he is a member of is a registered gang in the state of Florida. The gang is......(insert drum roll).....Felix and the Half Krauts!
IF you did not know, Spike, Felix, a ever changing lineup of bass players, and I were in a punk band called Felix and the Half Krauts from 2003 to 2005. We were nothing special and most people hated us. I cannot understand how we came to be a registered Florida gang. If anyone has a hypothesis, please comment.
A few months a go, Spike was driving on Hancock from Cape Coral and was pulled over by the Cape Coral Police for running a stop sign that he did not run. The policeman asked him what he claimed, to which Spike stated "Zero, I do not have any dependents." The cop than asked what gang he claimed he was in. It turns out Spike is a registered gang member. The cop wouldn't state what gang he was listed as being in. The cop searched his car, gave him a warning for running the stop sign that he did not run, and sent him on his way.
A couple of days a go, Spike was over at Mia's house, where the member's of her step-father's band were also present. The singer is in the CCPD and Spike asked him to check on his gang record for him. It turns out that the gang that he is a member of is a registered gang in the state of Florida. The gang is......(insert drum roll).....Felix and the Half Krauts!
IF you did not know, Spike, Felix, a ever changing lineup of bass players, and I were in a punk band called Felix and the Half Krauts from 2003 to 2005. We were nothing special and most people hated us. I cannot understand how we came to be a registered Florida gang. If anyone has a hypothesis, please comment.