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How to know you're feverish:
You see your face in the mirror and realize that you are, in fact, green. Instead of being concerned, you begin to laugh maniacally.
You recount this story to your mother, start laughing, and say, "I am so far gone right now." She pats you on the head and hands you ice water.
The pictures on your wall look like they're sliding around. One of them is staring at you, even though the subject is clearly looking down.
You begin to wonder if watermelon isn't a fruit, but a hive for a certain kind of beetle, made by they're secretions. You wonder if the seeds are infact the carcasses of these beetles. You decide that since honey is bee vomit, you can eat beetle secretions and chow down happily. Only later do you realize the ludicrous nature of this idea.
You get up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. You note the time as 3:08. Later on, you sit up to take a drink and note the time at 2:34. You accept the loss of your sanity with out much struggle, and go back to sleep.
You decide that this behavior is hilarious and turn it into a livejournal post.
You see your face in the mirror and realize that you are, in fact, green. Instead of being concerned, you begin to laugh maniacally.
You recount this story to your mother, start laughing, and say, "I am so far gone right now." She pats you on the head and hands you ice water.
The pictures on your wall look like they're sliding around. One of them is staring at you, even though the subject is clearly looking down.
You begin to wonder if watermelon isn't a fruit, but a hive for a certain kind of beetle, made by they're secretions. You wonder if the seeds are infact the carcasses of these beetles. You decide that since honey is bee vomit, you can eat beetle secretions and chow down happily. Only later do you realize the ludicrous nature of this idea.
You get up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. You note the time as 3:08. Later on, you sit up to take a drink and note the time at 2:34. You accept the loss of your sanity with out much struggle, and go back to sleep.
You decide that this behavior is hilarious and turn it into a livejournal post.