Omegle
For those who have never been to Omegle before, it's a site where you pretty much just talk to strangers. It's kind of like IM, but you're connected with a random person from anywhere around the world and you just generate conversations. If you don't like where the conversation is going, you can just disconnect. It can be pretty fun, but sometimes there are strange conversations.
Conversation 1
Stranger: hi
You: What's your favourite flavour?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: choko and youre?
You: Of icecream, of course
You: cat
Stranger: cat?
You: And by cat, I mean vanilla
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: Some might say that, yes
Stranger: WTF
Conversation 2
Stranger: Contact, western road. Fire at will!
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: Lieutenant Stranger, don't dilly-dally! MOVE!
You: i think you've got the wrong person
Stranger: Tae your squad through the buildings and flank them, we'll cover you.
Stranger: What are you TALKING about, Stranger? Our men are dying out here, we NEED you!
You: Listen, mate, I'm no Lieutenant
Stranger: Not any more you're not.
You: Get your story strait, chief
Stranger: *shoots you*
Conversation 3
Stranger: hi. where are you from?
You: I hail from Narnia
Stranger: huh where is that?
You: It's a nice country just north of Antarctica
Stranger: oh, narnia is a story, the chronicles of narnia, you noob xD
You: Dash it all! You've found me out, you cheeky!
Stranger: And where are you really from?
You: ... I've forgotten
Stranger: noob n____n
You: What is this "noob"?
Stranger: Noob means Newbie xD
You: Hmmm... why thank you sir!
As you can see, they're usually short and rather fun for a laugh. Sometimes, though, you get long awkward conversations like this one between my brother and this person (who really seems to dislike the Finns for whatever reason):
You: C'est le coup de foudre
Stranger: NO
You: Oh je t'aime
Stranger: NO FRANCH
You: oui
You: mon amour
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO OUI
Stranger: NO LOVE
You: pour quoi pas?
Stranger: NO FRANCH
You: you spelt french wrong
Stranger: I know
You: so you did it on purpose then?
Stranger: Yes
You: why?
Stranger: Franch is obviously the language they speak in France
Stranger: Why would they change the "a" to an "e?"
You: it's french actually
Stranger: That makes no sense
You: english doesn't make any sense
You: but that doesn't mean you can go and change the rules
Stranger: You'd be surprised
You: go on...
Stranger: I'm actually in a linguistics class currently
You: really
Stranger: blah blah blah all languages are equal
Stranger: we just went over this
You: is english your first language
Stranger: with stupid evidence
Stranger: Yes, yes it is
You: why do you hate french so much?
Stranger: I don't
Stranger: But see, I don't speak it
Stranger: Therefor, it is useless to me if I wish to carry on a conversation
You: oh so you're mad becuase i was typing it
You: right
You: i got you
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's more like
Stranger: If I yell about it, and you don't stop, I'll know you ONLY speak french
Stranger: And there is no conversation to be had
You: oh so you were testing me?
Stranger: Mostly
You: well you caught me out
You: didn't you?
Stranger: If you don't speak English, how could you possibly tell me I was mispelling French?
You: but i do speak english, i was just messing with you
Stranger: Ah, but I was not messed with
You: your confusing me now
Stranger: If you think speaking French is shocking, you haven't been on this site very long
You: it was just for a laugh mostly
You: i wasn't trying to shock as you put it
Stranger: I know
You: ok
You: where are you from that they speak english?
Stranger: USA
You: ohhhhhh
Stranger: AMURIKA!
You: that wouldn't be a correct spelling either
You: maybe german actually, don't they spell things with k's
Stranger: Unless I was going for something similar to how it's pronounced if you're making fun of stupid Americans
You: ohhhh riiight
You: so do you speak german?
Stranger: I wish
You: why's that?
Stranger: That's probably the only language that I've ever thought I might be able to learn
Stranger: I'm really bad with learning language
You: then you probably shouldn't try chinese then
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: I tried Japanese a few years ago, because I had a friend who loved anime, and I thought what the hell, why not give it a try
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not happening
You: my brilliant sister speaks a smattering of japanese
Stranger: OHHHH KAWAII DESU NE!?
Stranger: Or actually Japanese?
You: sou desu
Stranger: Oh, but
Stranger: Are you French French, or Canadian French?
You: i'm not french at all
Stranger: :(
You: does that disappoint you?
Stranger: Where are you from then?
Stranger: I wanted to talk to a French person
You: right here in america as well
You: i tricked you didn't i?
Stranger: I've talked to tons of Brazilians, and English, and Aussies, and Canadians, and such, but no one from France
Stranger: Oh, and a German
You: yes, there are a lot of chinese and finns on here also
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: Finns are horribad
You: most of them were drunk
Stranger: Like, they cannot carry on a conversation for the life of them
You: maybe because they're drunk
Stranger: I can still think of things to say whilst drunk
You: good point
Stranger: They're just incapable of being interesting
You: why do you think that is?
Stranger: They live in Finland
You: fair enough
Stranger: Do you know how cold it is in Finland?
You: pretty cold i imagine
Stranger: The art of conversation is one perfected in outdoor based comunities
You: so you're saying that they don't get out much
You: because it's so cold there
You: therefore they cannot master basic conversation
Stranger: I'm saying the culture evolved around being fucking cold and not getting out much
You: be fair, what is there to do outside when it's freezing cold and dark for most of the year?
Stranger: If you are a culture that involves a lot of sitting around outside and walking places, you need to learn to talk
Stranger: If you live inside, you write horribly depressing novels, like the russians
You: good point
Stranger: Or I guess you could make trance music
Stranger: I hear northern europeans are good at making trance
You: germans mostly
Stranger: The dutch
You: yes
Stranger: The Dutch are responsible for Tiesto, Ferry Corsten and Armen van burren
You: they must still think it's the eighties
You: have you seen the way they dress
You: it's all neon and spandex
Stranger: That's what happens when you legalize drugs
Stranger: You are teleported back to the 80s
Stranger: And you like it
You: you do make some good points
Stranger: I found a bow and I made some arroqs for it
Stranger: They were sharp enough to stick into trees
Stranger: arrows*
You: what are you going to use these bows and arrows for?
Stranger: A pun involving good points
You: that was good
Stranger: But I actually did
Stranger: I bought some dowels at a hardware store
You: oh i thought you were just having me on
Stranger: and used a knife to sharpen them down to points
You: yeah
Stranger: And shot them into thees
Stranger: trees
You: and they were sharp?
Stranger: Sharp enough to stick into trees
You: that's pretty sharp
Stranger: I found the bow in the book room at my high school
You: it's very naughty to play with weapons though
Stranger: Better than playing with yourself
You: that's very naughty indeed
Stranger: I think you're naughty ;)
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading these! If there are any more amusing Omegle moments, which I'm sure there will be, I'll be sure to post them.
Conversation 1
Stranger: hi
You: What's your favourite flavour?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: choko and youre?
You: Of icecream, of course
You: cat
Stranger: cat?
You: And by cat, I mean vanilla
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: Some might say that, yes
Stranger: WTF
Conversation 2
Stranger: Contact, western road. Fire at will!
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: Lieutenant Stranger, don't dilly-dally! MOVE!
You: i think you've got the wrong person
Stranger: Tae your squad through the buildings and flank them, we'll cover you.
Stranger: What are you TALKING about, Stranger? Our men are dying out here, we NEED you!
You: Listen, mate, I'm no Lieutenant
Stranger: Not any more you're not.
You: Get your story strait, chief
Stranger: *shoots you*
Conversation 3
Stranger: hi. where are you from?
You: I hail from Narnia
Stranger: huh where is that?
You: It's a nice country just north of Antarctica
Stranger: oh, narnia is a story, the chronicles of narnia, you noob xD
You: Dash it all! You've found me out, you cheeky!
Stranger: And where are you really from?
You: ... I've forgotten
Stranger: noob n____n
You: What is this "noob"?
Stranger: Noob means Newbie xD
You: Hmmm... why thank you sir!
As you can see, they're usually short and rather fun for a laugh. Sometimes, though, you get long awkward conversations like this one between my brother and this person (who really seems to dislike the Finns for whatever reason):
You: C'est le coup de foudre
Stranger: NO
You: Oh je t'aime
Stranger: NO FRANCH
You: oui
You: mon amour
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO OUI
Stranger: NO LOVE
You: pour quoi pas?
Stranger: NO FRANCH
You: you spelt french wrong
Stranger: I know
You: so you did it on purpose then?
Stranger: Yes
You: why?
Stranger: Franch is obviously the language they speak in France
Stranger: Why would they change the "a" to an "e?"
You: it's french actually
Stranger: That makes no sense
You: english doesn't make any sense
You: but that doesn't mean you can go and change the rules
Stranger: You'd be surprised
You: go on...
Stranger: I'm actually in a linguistics class currently
You: really
Stranger: blah blah blah all languages are equal
Stranger: we just went over this
You: is english your first language
Stranger: with stupid evidence
Stranger: Yes, yes it is
You: why do you hate french so much?
Stranger: I don't
Stranger: But see, I don't speak it
Stranger: Therefor, it is useless to me if I wish to carry on a conversation
You: oh so you're mad becuase i was typing it
You: right
You: i got you
Stranger: No
Stranger: It's more like
Stranger: If I yell about it, and you don't stop, I'll know you ONLY speak french
Stranger: And there is no conversation to be had
You: oh so you were testing me?
Stranger: Mostly
You: well you caught me out
You: didn't you?
Stranger: If you don't speak English, how could you possibly tell me I was mispelling French?
You: but i do speak english, i was just messing with you
Stranger: Ah, but I was not messed with
You: your confusing me now
Stranger: If you think speaking French is shocking, you haven't been on this site very long
You: it was just for a laugh mostly
You: i wasn't trying to shock as you put it
Stranger: I know
You: ok
You: where are you from that they speak english?
Stranger: USA
You: ohhhhhh
Stranger: AMURIKA!
You: that wouldn't be a correct spelling either
You: maybe german actually, don't they spell things with k's
Stranger: Unless I was going for something similar to how it's pronounced if you're making fun of stupid Americans
You: ohhhh riiight
You: so do you speak german?
Stranger: I wish
You: why's that?
Stranger: That's probably the only language that I've ever thought I might be able to learn
Stranger: I'm really bad with learning language
You: then you probably shouldn't try chinese then
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: I tried Japanese a few years ago, because I had a friend who loved anime, and I thought what the hell, why not give it a try
Stranger: No
Stranger: Not happening
You: my brilliant sister speaks a smattering of japanese
Stranger: OHHHH KAWAII DESU NE!?
Stranger: Or actually Japanese?
You: sou desu
Stranger: Oh, but
Stranger: Are you French French, or Canadian French?
You: i'm not french at all
Stranger: :(
You: does that disappoint you?
Stranger: Where are you from then?
Stranger: I wanted to talk to a French person
You: right here in america as well
You: i tricked you didn't i?
Stranger: I've talked to tons of Brazilians, and English, and Aussies, and Canadians, and such, but no one from France
Stranger: Oh, and a German
You: yes, there are a lot of chinese and finns on here also
Stranger: Oh god
Stranger: Finns are horribad
You: most of them were drunk
Stranger: Like, they cannot carry on a conversation for the life of them
You: maybe because they're drunk
Stranger: I can still think of things to say whilst drunk
You: good point
Stranger: They're just incapable of being interesting
You: why do you think that is?
Stranger: They live in Finland
You: fair enough
Stranger: Do you know how cold it is in Finland?
You: pretty cold i imagine
Stranger: The art of conversation is one perfected in outdoor based comunities
You: so you're saying that they don't get out much
You: because it's so cold there
You: therefore they cannot master basic conversation
Stranger: I'm saying the culture evolved around being fucking cold and not getting out much
You: be fair, what is there to do outside when it's freezing cold and dark for most of the year?
Stranger: If you are a culture that involves a lot of sitting around outside and walking places, you need to learn to talk
Stranger: If you live inside, you write horribly depressing novels, like the russians
You: good point
Stranger: Or I guess you could make trance music
Stranger: I hear northern europeans are good at making trance
You: germans mostly
Stranger: The dutch
You: yes
Stranger: The Dutch are responsible for Tiesto, Ferry Corsten and Armen van burren
You: they must still think it's the eighties
You: have you seen the way they dress
You: it's all neon and spandex
Stranger: That's what happens when you legalize drugs
Stranger: You are teleported back to the 80s
Stranger: And you like it
You: you do make some good points
Stranger: I found a bow and I made some arroqs for it
Stranger: They were sharp enough to stick into trees
Stranger: arrows*
You: what are you going to use these bows and arrows for?
Stranger: A pun involving good points
You: that was good
Stranger: But I actually did
Stranger: I bought some dowels at a hardware store
You: oh i thought you were just having me on
Stranger: and used a knife to sharpen them down to points
You: yeah
Stranger: And shot them into thees
Stranger: trees
You: and they were sharp?
Stranger: Sharp enough to stick into trees
You: that's pretty sharp
Stranger: I found the bow in the book room at my high school
You: it's very naughty to play with weapons though
Stranger: Better than playing with yourself
You: that's very naughty indeed
Stranger: I think you're naughty ;)
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading these! If there are any more amusing Omegle moments, which I'm sure there will be, I'll be sure to post them.