Month-Thinger Meme

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Post the first sentence of the first post of each month this past year:
March: And I fought piranhas
April: I'm all right.
May: I shouldn't have slacked off.
June: *sighs* I feel kinda emotional.
July: My Canada Day was surprinsingly eventful.
August: Pow wow=ok
September: Wheee... Uplift! *flys to sky*
October: This weekend was unexpectedly AWESOME.
November: AAAAAAAAAARGH.
December: Guess what kids, I AM BACK FROM NEW ZEALAND!