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I'm waking up at 3 tomorrow morning so that i can go help my dad set up for the memorial day breakfast at his club, the Elks. It's not that i really like to help old people, but he's getting me coffee, and i get to play the piano when i'm there.
plus i get to spend the whole day with katie and elizabeth. jesus, kill me now.
does jesus kill people? probably.
i saw shrek 3 tonight with daylan. i had went to bed at 7 thinking maybe i'll just sleep until 3, but then he called and was like, "wanna movie?" so we did.
It was okay. Last night i saw pirates and wild hogs. Pirates was not that good. I mean, great threatrical stuff, but i found the storyline kind of confusing; it had many layers. Or maybe kiera knightley is too hot to be in movies.
but in shrek, there were some funny lines. "where's the baby?" that made me laugh. and then at one point, one of the pigs, who have faintly german accents, asked "Who is that girl over there" (or something like that), and he was talking about arthur. I'm pretty sure that i was the only one to laugh. I'm really excited about hosting an english table next year in germany. Here's a sample conversation that i hope happens:
Me: Hello. Welcome to the english table.
Hans: SANK YOU. Vee ar GEHRMAN.
Franz: Ja, sooo GerhRMan
Me: HAHAHAHHA
Hans, Franz: lölz
Gisela (Bierfrau): Vaht Do you VANT FOR TRINK?
Me: You.
*Gisela and Me make out*
*Hans and Franz make out (they're german)*
that last part was for dj, so don't worry about not getting it.
and, another thing about shrek, let's just say that i would have sex with sleeping beauty, snow white, and rapunzel all at the same time, or taking turns, or whatever. i'm open to all of it.
oh, the best part of pirates was the asia. There were two asia captains, but the woman one was so much funnier. and in the beginning, these two hot asia girls are really hot.
and as we near my conclusion, i leave you with words of wisdom:
Don't TALK about it, BE about it.
haha.
plus i get to spend the whole day with katie and elizabeth. jesus, kill me now.
does jesus kill people? probably.
i saw shrek 3 tonight with daylan. i had went to bed at 7 thinking maybe i'll just sleep until 3, but then he called and was like, "wanna movie?" so we did.
It was okay. Last night i saw pirates and wild hogs. Pirates was not that good. I mean, great threatrical stuff, but i found the storyline kind of confusing; it had many layers. Or maybe kiera knightley is too hot to be in movies.
but in shrek, there were some funny lines. "where's the baby?" that made me laugh. and then at one point, one of the pigs, who have faintly german accents, asked "Who is that girl over there" (or something like that), and he was talking about arthur. I'm pretty sure that i was the only one to laugh. I'm really excited about hosting an english table next year in germany. Here's a sample conversation that i hope happens:
Me: Hello. Welcome to the english table.
Hans: SANK YOU. Vee ar GEHRMAN.
Franz: Ja, sooo GerhRMan
Me: HAHAHAHHA
Hans, Franz: lölz
Gisela (Bierfrau): Vaht Do you VANT FOR TRINK?
Me: You.
*Gisela and Me make out*
*Hans and Franz make out (they're german)*
that last part was for dj, so don't worry about not getting it.
and, another thing about shrek, let's just say that i would have sex with sleeping beauty, snow white, and rapunzel all at the same time, or taking turns, or whatever. i'm open to all of it.
oh, the best part of pirates was the asia. There were two asia captains, but the woman one was so much funnier. and in the beginning, these two hot asia girls are really hot.
and as we near my conclusion, i leave you with words of wisdom:
Don't TALK about it, BE about it.
haha.