class is a strange, strange place...
excerpted "blog" from exposition class:
"the sarcasm in this room is so thick, i feel like i'm choking. and that's saying something, because i'm sitting ON THE FLOOR. it's sad when almost 20% of your class has to sit on the ground because there aren't enough chairs. really makes you see things differently... like how many people take their shoes off during class.
prof: this class has some serious maturity issues!
hmmm... perhaps it's because we all have to SIT ON THE FLOOR LIKE CHILDREN!!!
prof: i'm going to have to count backwards until you SIT DOWN.
she probably should have been nicer to someone who's being forced to sit on the dirty ground. i guess counting backwards can be considered nice since it takes a little longer than counting forwards...
prof: do any of you have dog allergies? the reason i ask is, i want to bring my dog to class. she has anxiety issues. i promise, she's well sedated!
WTF!?!?!? you're sedating your dog?? WHO DOES THAT? oh yeah, well go ahead and bring her. maybe she can sit with me ON THE FLOOR. (yeah, i'm STILL bitter)... btw, if your dog still has "issues" after sedating her, i have a better suggestion than bringing her to class: BUY STRONGER DRUGS.
prof: hey you. read your homework assignment to us! (points to class loudmouth that she picked on earlier for being immature)
loudmouth: blah blah blah, the next thing i knew, my kindergarten teacher was lighting my shoelace on fire!
eww... there's this massive bug crawling on the wall...
prof: i want you write a list of 8 words that you hate.
student: does anyone else hate the word spoon?
loudmouth: like, the act or the utensil?
prof: that's it. i'm retiring.
the end."
"the sarcasm in this room is so thick, i feel like i'm choking. and that's saying something, because i'm sitting ON THE FLOOR. it's sad when almost 20% of your class has to sit on the ground because there aren't enough chairs. really makes you see things differently... like how many people take their shoes off during class.
prof: this class has some serious maturity issues!
hmmm... perhaps it's because we all have to SIT ON THE FLOOR LIKE CHILDREN!!!
prof: i'm going to have to count backwards until you SIT DOWN.
she probably should have been nicer to someone who's being forced to sit on the dirty ground. i guess counting backwards can be considered nice since it takes a little longer than counting forwards...
prof: do any of you have dog allergies? the reason i ask is, i want to bring my dog to class. she has anxiety issues. i promise, she's well sedated!
WTF!?!?!? you're sedating your dog?? WHO DOES THAT? oh yeah, well go ahead and bring her. maybe she can sit with me ON THE FLOOR. (yeah, i'm STILL bitter)... btw, if your dog still has "issues" after sedating her, i have a better suggestion than bringing her to class: BUY STRONGER DRUGS.
prof: hey you. read your homework assignment to us! (points to class loudmouth that she picked on earlier for being immature)
loudmouth: blah blah blah, the next thing i knew, my kindergarten teacher was lighting my shoelace on fire!
eww... there's this massive bug crawling on the wall...
prof: i want you write a list of 8 words that you hate.
student: does anyone else hate the word spoon?
loudmouth: like, the act or the utensil?
prof: that's it. i'm retiring.
the end."