Do you remember anything you once did as a kid????
OK so I was sitting by myself today on the coach. I woke up early for some reason so I caught Regis and Kelly. I know it is weird but I think Kelly is HOT!!!
Anyway, I usually try and catch the show on Fridays becasue I love Grill Friday but I watched it anyway. As I was sitting there I driffted into my chidhood memories. Since I am a 100% narcistic I thought of something I once did as a kids to pass the time. OK so here it is try not to tell too many people. On long car rides, anything longer than five minutes, I would pretend that I was a manquin. I started when I was about 5 or 6 and this continued until I was in High School. Weird Right? As the years passed I would try and improve my manquine persona. I relised around 12 that maniquins would not be able to sit so I started sitting in the back seat with my ass not touching the seat and my back stiff. The ulimate goal was to have passing cars look in the backseat of my parents car and think I was a maniquin, it never happened. But I never gave up. I think I should apply my effort and enthusiasm to my job search. Too back Kim Catral already stole my one time to shine in, you guessed it, Maniquin!!
This mad me think of all the weird things people do in there cars so I have started a catalog of the weird things people do in their cars. I think it is an actual book. Great some one stole my idea!!!!! I wish I patented my book idea, live and learn. So here is a breif list, feel free to add to it. Maybe other people think about these crazy things like me, hopefully!!!
1. Best one was a guy eating and ear of corn, while driving. Not from Boston Market but a whole ear of corn. Tell me that is not crazy, doesn't the buter drip on you lap?
2. Nose picking, do they know they are in a fish bowl?
3. Shaving and other person hygein.
4. Changing clothes, I have done this, there is a method and a talent.
5. Various forms of sexual expression, I know I am a big homo but what is with highway head. Gross!!! Note to those who engage we all know what you are doing!!!!
6. I once saw a lady in a minivan working on a scrap book. She was not driving but her husband looks like he wasnted to kill her. This may have been a good time for highway head!!! Did I mention I drove slowly to check out what she had for a set up, I was jealous!
7-10 will be selected from all of my on-line friends, I am keeping my fingers crossed for a lot of entries, I need to get a little more out of life, Kelly Ripa is not cutting it for me today.
Anyway, I usually try and catch the show on Fridays becasue I love Grill Friday but I watched it anyway. As I was sitting there I driffted into my chidhood memories. Since I am a 100% narcistic I thought of something I once did as a kids to pass the time. OK so here it is try not to tell too many people. On long car rides, anything longer than five minutes, I would pretend that I was a manquin. I started when I was about 5 or 6 and this continued until I was in High School. Weird Right? As the years passed I would try and improve my manquine persona. I relised around 12 that maniquins would not be able to sit so I started sitting in the back seat with my ass not touching the seat and my back stiff. The ulimate goal was to have passing cars look in the backseat of my parents car and think I was a maniquin, it never happened. But I never gave up. I think I should apply my effort and enthusiasm to my job search. Too back Kim Catral already stole my one time to shine in, you guessed it, Maniquin!!
This mad me think of all the weird things people do in there cars so I have started a catalog of the weird things people do in their cars. I think it is an actual book. Great some one stole my idea!!!!! I wish I patented my book idea, live and learn. So here is a breif list, feel free to add to it. Maybe other people think about these crazy things like me, hopefully!!!
1. Best one was a guy eating and ear of corn, while driving. Not from Boston Market but a whole ear of corn. Tell me that is not crazy, doesn't the buter drip on you lap?
2. Nose picking, do they know they are in a fish bowl?
3. Shaving and other person hygein.
4. Changing clothes, I have done this, there is a method and a talent.
5. Various forms of sexual expression, I know I am a big homo but what is with highway head. Gross!!! Note to those who engage we all know what you are doing!!!!
6. I once saw a lady in a minivan working on a scrap book. She was not driving but her husband looks like he wasnted to kill her. This may have been a good time for highway head!!! Did I mention I drove slowly to check out what she had for a set up, I was jealous!
7-10 will be selected from all of my on-line friends, I am keeping my fingers crossed for a lot of entries, I need to get a little more out of life, Kelly Ripa is not cutting it for me today.