Didja Watch the News today?
Because I might actually be in it accidentally. If you didn't know, there was the huge freakin protest about immmigration in our nation's capital today and I was there... not to participate, but to film it in all it's glory. Which reminds me... if you ever put me into a position of power during a serious filming of something like that... I will completly ruin it.
how? because these were my ideas for the shoot:
1. Have surprise interviews by having an entire crew in a port-a-pottie thing. No escape there!
2. Since a lot of people were walking their dogs, I thought that we should be interviewing the dogs to see what it took for them to get into this country.
3. While at the port-a-pottie, I noticed that one of them was broken and was considering changing the story of the documentary we were working on to "Why was this port-a-pottie broken?" I wanted a whole news story as to theories and interviews of the working people and eventually blame it on Bush like everyone else does.
4. Following around the Afro Samurais that were there (seriously this time... i'm not joking, there were afro samurais randomly there).
5. Interviewing the news casters themselves. it was great watching them do their thing, but do they ever get credit? probably not, so why not interview them... about random things like how was their day and what did they eat for breakfast (a breakfast burrito perhaps?).
6. Change the whole theme of the documentary to why were there scientologists there doing stress tests? it was hilarious because i think they half convinced this one confused hispanic guy who was even wearing a hard core latino scarface shirt. It was seriously a sad attempt to sell their religion out at a very inappropriate time... If I had any respect for them for being a religion now, it is now flushed down the broken port-a-pottie of broken dreams.
oh yeah... hey... that chunky chips a'hoy commercial with the claymation punks singing oi about cookies... brings tears to my eyes every time... tears of laughter? hatred? neither... it just makes me cry. like vanilla ice when they told him that he is comprised of neither vanilla... or ice.
how? because these were my ideas for the shoot:
1. Have surprise interviews by having an entire crew in a port-a-pottie thing. No escape there!
2. Since a lot of people were walking their dogs, I thought that we should be interviewing the dogs to see what it took for them to get into this country.
3. While at the port-a-pottie, I noticed that one of them was broken and was considering changing the story of the documentary we were working on to "Why was this port-a-pottie broken?" I wanted a whole news story as to theories and interviews of the working people and eventually blame it on Bush like everyone else does.
4. Following around the Afro Samurais that were there (seriously this time... i'm not joking, there were afro samurais randomly there).
5. Interviewing the news casters themselves. it was great watching them do their thing, but do they ever get credit? probably not, so why not interview them... about random things like how was their day and what did they eat for breakfast (a breakfast burrito perhaps?).
6. Change the whole theme of the documentary to why were there scientologists there doing stress tests? it was hilarious because i think they half convinced this one confused hispanic guy who was even wearing a hard core latino scarface shirt. It was seriously a sad attempt to sell their religion out at a very inappropriate time... If I had any respect for them for being a religion now, it is now flushed down the broken port-a-pottie of broken dreams.
oh yeah... hey... that chunky chips a'hoy commercial with the claymation punks singing oi about cookies... brings tears to my eyes every time... tears of laughter? hatred? neither... it just makes me cry. like vanilla ice when they told him that he is comprised of neither vanilla... or ice.