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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I broke nameless_dork's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April I turned _notmandy in for eating carbs (3 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I donated bone marrow to lenndrix in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-449 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
rn_love_forever