Dear LJ - secrets Monday

[rn_chapel]

It's that time again! I think. Actually, I have no idea what time it is. But, anyway, if you want to share secrets, here's a post for it!

Comment anonymously, talk amongst yourselves, don't be that guy, etc.

Comments

[anonymous]

I can't believe I'm saying this, and you can't tell everything just from that, but... he's not that bad.

[anonymous]

Oh yes he is.

[anonymous]

But we love him anyway?

[anonymous]

As the second anon, by "he" I actually meant "me." Depending on who you are, no, you probably don't. And I'm not sure what it would mean about me.

[anonymous]

What if I actually did the right thing?

[anonymous]

What did you do?

[anonymous]

Something wonderful.

[anonymous]

Well, that's helpful.

[anonymous]

Something is wrong.

[anonymous]

No kidding. I thought this behavior was normal.

[anonymous]

It is not.

[anonymous]

I'm with you there.

[anonymous]

So. I think I kind of like someone. I'm just worried she'll be a rebound. And she's too nice for that.

[anonymous]

What makes you worry about that?

[anonymous]

I've been dating the same person for years and we just broke up recently. And now I met this new girl.

[anonymous]

Does she know how you feel?

[anonymous]

Totally. Worth it.

My only regret is that there were no recording devices involved.

Well, no, that would no doubt end in immense awkwardness somehow. So I guess I don't have regrets.

[anonymous]

Now I'm intrigued. And also wish there had been recording devices.

Would it have made excellent porn?

[anonymous]

Oh my God, yes. I mean, it basically was excellent porn.

[anonymous]

...

I'm not sure if I hope I know who you are or not.