[Tina's quarters - Tina's baby has two mommies?]
Tina flopped down on her bed with her copy of Austen's works, figuring she'd get a little reading in before Jim arrived. She scrunched her pillows around until she was propped up on her elbows, book stretched out in front of her - not the most comfortable position for reading, but she had been thinking lately that she should enjoy the time she had
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Jim's problem was that he'd been a woman exactly as long as it took to figure out the basics of how his vagina worked. Well, to the extent of putting things in it.
That was about it.
While his mascara and eyeliner seemed to be perfectly in place, if in fact they were cosmetic at all and not just part of his glorious being, and his hair invariably fell in some attractive waves, currently he was dressed in a much-too-large shirt and had drawn some loose pants to the extent of their elastic string.
Jim did not seem to think this was much of a problem. In fact, the messes he'd found on board aside, part of him was strangely delighted by this turn of events, because it meant showing up at friends' and lovers' doorsteps looking like a very hot girl (he'd confirmed) and surprising them.
He entered, with a restrained energy about him that might be familiar, if you were looking for it.
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A year ago, or even a few months ago, she might have said, "who are you?" or "I think you've walked into the wrong quarters." But now...
"Jim? Is that you?"
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"Yup," he said, spinning in a circle for her perusal--not that the loose clothing was very helpful. "I promise, it's way more weird for me than it is for you. But probably equally hilarious." His mood was, at first glance, unaccountable. But in the face of every other transporter malfunction, and after several orgasms, this was ranking as the best accident ever.
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She put her book aside and sat up properly, giving Jim a thorough once-over. Really, it wasn't any weirder than what had happened to Pasha. Except that Tina wasn't sleeping with Pasha.
"I'm glad you've settled on hilarious," she said, after a moment. "What happened?"
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