Dear LJ - improbably timed meme is improbably timed

Nov 19, 2009 15:33

This meme seems to be going the rounds, and I thought I might as well join in ( Read more... )

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dctr_mccoy November 19 2009, 22:58:47 UTC
You'd better not be on the clock doing this...

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rn_chapel November 19 2009, 23:02:56 UTC
Jesus, it was one time. Give a girl a break! ONE. TIME.

...Actually, come to think of it, I... Don't know whether I'm on the clock or not. Or what day it is. Or where I am and how I'm using LiveJournal, for that matter.

Okay, so that's pretty weird.

Did you want me to ask you some questions or what?

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dctr_mccoy November 19 2009, 23:04:37 UTC
I don't guarantee interesting answers...

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rn_chapel November 19 2009, 23:32:21 UTC
Well, that's okay. I don't guarantee interesting questions.

1. Are you up to date on your inoculations, doctor?

2. Why don't you like your middle name?

3. If you weren't a doctor, what would you be?

4. Do you honestly believe you could ever be like sharpestscalpel?

5. Were you cold on Halloween or are your nipples always that perky? Do you have any funny med school stories? Feel like sharing one?

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dctr_mccoy November 19 2009, 23:47:59 UTC
1. That's for damn sure. Unlike other members of this crew, I'm not afraid of a little hypo. And I sure as hell don't want to get sick.

2. I don't mind my middle name... just caught a lot of hell for it when I was a kid.

3. Does Medical Researcher count?

4. Now, to be fair, I think he might have a touch of what Granny used to call "not right in the head", but then again, so did she.

Do I think that I could turn into him? You know, given the right set of circumstances, anyone could be a monster. There are things that I want to do to the people that hurt Jim and George, using sharp tools and blunt instruments, and I'd sleep well at night after doing it. Same if someone hurt Joanna, or my momma, or you. Does that make me a monster?

5. It was fucking cold... but to be honest, I don't pay attention that much to them. You'll have to check them out sometime when its warmer and see. I was married during most of med school, so not too many nights out partying. I recall once fucking around with some cadavers, someone stuck a bull's ( ... )

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mirroredspock November 20 2009, 00:07:29 UTC
I must point out that when you say "fucking around with some cadavers" it has an entirely different meaning from that which would be intended if the McCoy of my universe said it.

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dctr_mccoy November 20 2009, 00:28:29 UTC
Entirely.

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rn_chapel November 20 2009, 00:12:41 UTC
2. I think it's neat. Kind've age-of-sail dashing, you know?

3. ...No.

4. No, that doesn't make you a monster.

Look, I don't really want to revisit this, but one of the memories I picked up from Spock involves that... Person mutilating a corpse before masturbating over it and, I'm pretty sure, eating part of it. There's more than a touch of not right going on, there. That is monstrous.

5. Tease.

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dctr_mccoy November 20 2009, 00:27:10 UTC
2. What's your middle name? Just curious...

3. Then I don't know... maybe just a rancher?

Yeah, he's riding the crazy train, no doubt... but you know doctors, all of us have some sort of fascination with the human body. I can see how that, added with a little psychosis, might make someone like that... just stay away from him, alright?

5. I have no idea what you're talking about...

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rn_chapel November 20 2009, 01:02:51 UTC
2. Leonie. After my dad's grandma.

5. I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours... Wait, no, that's hardly an even exchange. Damn.

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dctr_mccoy November 20 2009, 01:31:55 UTC
5.You have such a low regard for my nipples?

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rn_chapel November 20 2009, 01:36:10 UTC
I've already seen them, after all. Variety is the spice of life.

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dctr_mccoy November 20 2009, 01:40:32 UTC
rn_chapel November 20 2009, 01:44:09 UTC
Why, Doctor, is that some kind of metaphorical offer?

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dctr_mccoy November 20 2009, 03:21:25 UTC
Might be...

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rn_chapel November 20 2009, 04:01:45 UTC
Is this the part where I say I'll wear the dress if you'll provide the "cigar"?

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