I secured this info from various sources and tried to get the most up to date. In most cases, statistics haven't been calculated since 2004-2005.
Of course these odds do not take into account where you live, family history, or any of the other things that raise/lower the odds. Its general shtuff.
I'm not sure if its scarier that I have a disease that is in the Top 5 or if you are more likely to die from "medical care complications" than from assault.
What are the Odds of Dying From:
The Sun Going Super Nova: Incalculable Odds
Being Attacked by a Cloned Extinct Animal: 1 in 250560322
Rabid Animal Attack: 1 in 22000000
Paper Cut: 1 in 19000000
A Meteor or Other Extra-Planetary Object Hitting the Earth: 1 in 18500050
Space Debris From Orbit: 1 in 5000052
Disaster in Space: 1 in 4277000
Tornado: 1 in 2000000
Poisonous Snake and Reptiles: 1 in 1874034
On the Job Accident: 1 in 1360136
Poisonous Spider: 468508
Accidental Fireworks Discharge: 1 in 340733
Occupant in Railway Car: 1 in 156169
Flood: 1 in 144156
Dog Bite: 1 in 117130
Earthquake: 1 in 117127
Occupant of Bus: 104113
Being Struck by Another Person: 1 in 96104
Home Holliday Accident (Fire): 1 in 84689
Lightning: 1 in 79746
Overexertion: 1 in 78085
Legal Execution: 1 in 62468
Hornet, Wasp, Bee Sting: 1 in 56789
Cataclysmic Storm: 1 in 49794
Contact with Venomous Animal or Plant: 1 in 39343
Riding Animal or Animal Drawn Vehicle: 1 in 37110
Explosion: 1 in 25497
Hot Weather: 1 in 13729
Alcohol Poisoning: 1 in 10048
Accidental Electrocution: 1 in 9908
Cold Weather: 1 in 6045
Accidental Firearm Discharge: 1 in 5134
Air or Space Flight: 1 in 5051
Bicycling Accident: 1 in 4919
Assault With Sharp Object: 1 in 1829
Medical Care Complication: 1 in 1313
Fire or Smoke: 1 in 1113
Motorcycle Accident: 1 in 1020
Drowning: 1 in 1008
Pedestrian Accident: 1 in 626
Narcotics and Other Hallucinogenic: 496
Firearm Assault: 1 in 314
Falling: 1 in 218
Suicide: 1 in 119
Skin Cancer or Related Skin Disorder: 1 in 100
Motor Vehicle Accident: 1 in 78
Kidney Disease: 1 in 64
Influenza or Pneumonia: 1 in 38
Breathing Disease (Emphysema, Asthma, Etc): 1 in 36
Diabetes-Related Complication: 1 in 33
Breast Cancer (Female Statistic): 1 in 30
Stroke: 1 in 15
Cancer: 1 in 4
Heart Disease: 1 in 3
Chances of Dying From Something: 1 in 1 (100%)
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