Herbert the Herpes Rat.. curtesy of me and wilsonface
One fine day, HERBERT THE HERPES RAT was playing with his BEST FRIEND DOG. They were having a jolly old time when suddenly, they were attacked by indians and HERBERT WAS HIT! His wound was grevious, and he BLED severely. Eventually, he LOST CONTROL OF HIS BLADDER....VERY BADLY. Dog was very UPSET. Just to gall Herbert's friends, the indians took his body and HUNG from a tree, then stuck it in EVIL CONTRAPTIONS and VICIOUS DEVICES OF TORTURE. Then, Herbert developed herpes...then he developed HERPES OF THE FACE. Eventually, though, Herbert died and went to HEAVEN! But unfortunately, his LUCK SUCKED THERE TOO and he crashed into the gate.
The end.
The end.