A Conversation Between Myself and My Boss

[rmadman]

Ops: "Hey, O'Neill. Come in my office for a minute."

Me: "What's up?"

Ops: "You're working the 8am-3pm shift right now."

Me: "Yup."

Ops: "And you worked the 11pm-7am overnight last night."

Me: "Yup."

Ops: "And you're working the 3pm-11pm 11pm-7am double tonight."

Me: "Yup."

Ops: "... You. Uh.. You can't do that."

Me: "orly?"

Ops: "Yeah. That's a quadruple shift. You're going home this afternoon."

And here I was looking forward to logging in 31 hours by Monday morning.