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[rlyahero]

Mum...

H-hey, mum...where 'm I?

Did I end up in the middle o' a battle field?

Please, mum... come'n, help me.

[ Some static and sniffling goes here ]

Anyone help, please? 'm lost. 'n I need t' go back t' London.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

This isn't England, this is America.

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[rlyahero]

... ..."America"... But I've nev'r been there.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

And I've never been to England.

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[rlyahero]

Spain? Germany? Any o' them? But we are at war with Spain s' I hope you are not from them.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

Nope. I've only been in America.

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[rlyahero]

Impressive...Didn' think there were lotsa native Americans yet.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

Huh? I'm not a native American.

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[rlyahero]

No. No. I mean born in 'America. 'not been around that long.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

What do you mean? It's been a country for like 200 years.

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[rlyahero]

It hasn't! 'merica's still a colony!

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[iluvfunnelcake]

Nu-uh, it became a country in 1776!

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[rlyahero]

That's over a hundred years from now!

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[iluvfunnelcake]

Are you from the past or something?

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[rlyahero]

Maybe you are from the future.

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[iluvfunnelcake]

But if you're from the past, and I'm from the future, what's the present?

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[rlyahero]

Y'got me confused.