FURY
It's a sign you should put down the videogames when within ten minutes of turning it on you're yelling obscenities at Mario and just can't seem to win. Maybe I'm just getting old, but I swear they changed up the physics to being more like the original where it was so much easier to fall into nothingness or slightly miscalculate a jump and die instead of kill a koopa or goomba. Since they took the time to make the graphics look so nice, I'm more than disappointed in the lack of variety in its soundtrack. Maybe it's naptime. But first, where the fuck are those comptact flash cards?!?!?! Hrm, I've really been on edge today. At least my little sister still comes to me to beat levels for her if I'm around and she's not showing me up at my own game. Thats not supposed to happen for at least another decade or two right? Heaaaadache. Someone come massage my brain.