DAWG
My roommates got a lil puppy right after I moved in. She's a 10 week old Mastiff-Labrador named Edith, so cute despite her unfortunate name! It sounds too close to "eat it". There's this brand of bottled minced garlic that some of my friends buy. From more than one bottle I've thought that I was detecting tones of hotdog in the flavor. Everyone say I'm crazy dawg.