...the one that got away.
i have just returned from the pitkin county jail, where i recived a dui. my arrest was prompted by uriniating in public, and driviving with lights off. im sitting in the car getting pulled over, next to the 28 yr old fashion photograper man of my dreams, as he keeps telling my that i'm "so hot" for my calm and collected manner with the po. next thing i know, im doing field sobriety tests, being hancuffed and put into a cop car. 3 hours later, after teaching the old clerk how to use his own damn fingerprinting machineand being as docile as a doormooouse, my mom came to pick me up (caleld everyone i knew in town first, fuck you aspen). well, michigan, i dotn get to come say "sup" cause i have to use my ticket to come to my court hearing IN ASPEN. fuck you .11 BAC. i did a pivot turn for you. i counted to 1 thousand 30 with one leg in the air. fuck you aspen police, i was totally investing in long term sex. fuck you aspen for ruining my joint. fuck you for interupting beck. whatever. i blew a kiss thru the window to my would have been love while handcuffed in the back of a cop car. whats hotter than that?