open letters
Dear headache,
Please go away. You are ruining the good mood I was in.
You suck.
no love,
me
Dear BBC America on demand,
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Why is the third season of being human not up there? Hmmm? I see the previous seasons, but not the new one. How does this make sense to you? I no longer get your channel, much to my ever growing annoyance, but I do get you on demand. Now, last year you were wonderful and put the new eps up, but this year....WTF. AND you took down Law and Order :UK. WTF!! You suck so much ass. Please do not screw me out of Doctor Who.
In conclusion: FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK.
absolutely NO LOVE,
Me
Dear YouTube,
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I see your value now!! <3 To the wonderful person who was uploading the newest being human eps, I LOVE YOU TOO. (now if you could please upload the latest ep...;p)
I love you, youtube. I know that I have had no use for you in the past, but that shall all change if I am able to see the rest of being human (and Doctor Who, I am so sure).
I wish to send you a fruit basket full of muffins and puppies!!
All the sparkly love in the entire universe,
Me
Dear Being Human,
I wish so badly that you were on my tv screen. :(
But I have enjoyed being ahead of the evil bbc america, so bonus points for you!
also, you are a million times better than that awful us remake. I tried to watch like, the first four eps, but really? i need my annie, mitchell nina and george. <3,
you are awesome and i can't wait to hopefully see the last two eps of the season.
love from across the pond,
Me
Dear Burn Notice,
You are even more kick ass and awesome than I thought! I've been on a re watching marathon of late, and now am up to your show. I'm in season four and I just have to say, YOU ROCK. You may become my newest happy place! :) I have really enjoyed refreshing my memory. I can not wait for season five and Sam's movie.
Yours in explosions, yogurt and mojitos,
Me
Dear Community fandom,
Sometimes I am annoyed with you. Somtimes I squee with you. Right now I am LOVING it. Troy is doing way better than I could have hoped for in March Madness. (well, considering I am a newbie to these parts, I didn't know about MM but still)
And we are currently kicking SImpsons butt on HULU, Jeff/Annire reigned supereme in the E! Couples thing.
How this show has not already been renewed is beyond me.
But anyways, MM is freakin' cool since so many people may watch Community now! :) Yayers!!
Keep up the good work and please go back to being shiny and awesome. Nobody likes whiners.
Much love,
Me
Dear Phantom Cat,
I don't know where you are, but please go away. You sound exactly like my cat who just passed away and it is freaky and heart breaking. :(
It's hard enough dealing with the fact that he's gone, but your crying is making it worse.
You seem to be hiding well, since we can never see you, but man are you loud! Please move on, Phantom Crying Cat. It's too sad to listen to you.
yours in sadness,
me