No. No. No. No. No.
I fucking reject this shit. I do not accept this at all. Jon Stewart cannot leave me. He cannot. Nope. How the fucking hell can I watch his show now? Wasn't Stephen bad enough? Now, I have to deal with a world without Jon? No. No. No. No.
I mean he has been there since forever and god knows he deserves a rest, but No. Come on Jon. Stay!! We love you and we need you. The media will be that much harder to deal with! What will the next election be like? You can't. You can't leave. This is just unacceptable. Can't we clone him and keep him forever?
Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.