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(a.) not like anyone cares, but i'd really love to see gilbert gottfried get punched in the face. his schtick is had.
(b.) my hair looks like shit right now, and i have been forced to wear it in pigtails. someone please recommend a good hairstyle for me that will nicely compliment my weird square-shaped head.
*keep in mind: while i may have a lovely face (i'm not conceited!), i've got a helluva sharp jawline to work with.
(c.) i am not enjoying life right now. can someone please read four novels, maybe 10 or so chapters on globalization, and write 60+ pages worth of essays for me by wednesday? no really, i'm willing to part with my soul.
(d.) ah, fuck it. bring on the amphetamines.
(b.) my hair looks like shit right now, and i have been forced to wear it in pigtails. someone please recommend a good hairstyle for me that will nicely compliment my weird square-shaped head.
*keep in mind: while i may have a lovely face (i'm not conceited!), i've got a helluva sharp jawline to work with.
(c.) i am not enjoying life right now. can someone please read four novels, maybe 10 or so chapters on globalization, and write 60+ pages worth of essays for me by wednesday? no really, i'm willing to part with my soul.
(d.) ah, fuck it. bring on the amphetamines.