i heart zooamerica
you know you've worked at (and love) zooamerica when:
* You prefer the smell of animals to the smell of chocolate.
* Actually, you hate the smell of chocolate.
* You know where to be on Monday nights.
* You drink Mt. Dew religiously.
* Good lunch comes from Wendy's.
* You beep when you drive under the bridge.
* You know what a sugar shot is all about.
* Carrying reindeer antlers into Red Robin doesn't faze you.
* You start to forget what your house looks like.
* You call the zoo "home."
* You've thought about, or actually have slept/ showered in the staff house.
* You see the zoo crew more than you see your family.
* You just said "…wait, the zoo crew IS my family!"
* Turkey hill is a frequent stop for you.
* Eating lunch with a bag of frozen mice sitting next to you doesn't bother you.
* On your days off, you visit or call the zoo.
* When you're gone, you still know everything that happens there everyday.
* You've spent excessive amounts of time in the zoo parking lot.
* You've changed your clothes in the zoo parking lot.
* You know the truth in "once a zoo employee, always a zoo employee."
* You know the truth in "everyone wants a zoo girl."
* You don't wear the color green outside of work.
* You prefer the smell of animals to the smell of chocolate.
* Actually, you hate the smell of chocolate.
* You know where to be on Monday nights.
* You drink Mt. Dew religiously.
* Good lunch comes from Wendy's.
* You beep when you drive under the bridge.
* You know what a sugar shot is all about.
* Carrying reindeer antlers into Red Robin doesn't faze you.
* You start to forget what your house looks like.
* You call the zoo "home."
* You've thought about, or actually have slept/ showered in the staff house.
* You see the zoo crew more than you see your family.
* You just said "…wait, the zoo crew IS my family!"
* Turkey hill is a frequent stop for you.
* Eating lunch with a bag of frozen mice sitting next to you doesn't bother you.
* On your days off, you visit or call the zoo.
* When you're gone, you still know everything that happens there everyday.
* You've spent excessive amounts of time in the zoo parking lot.
* You've changed your clothes in the zoo parking lot.
* You know the truth in "once a zoo employee, always a zoo employee."
* You know the truth in "everyone wants a zoo girl."
* You don't wear the color green outside of work.