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okay, so i was just going through a few of my older posts, and i found this, and thought some of you would enjoy it...for those of you who i didn't go to high school with, this is a list of the things that my 10th grade chemistry teacher mrs. martin said that we found super amusing. basically, she's crazy.
martinisms 2003-2004
* you can't be redundant, or the math police will get you.
* if it's too bright in here, you can turn off the windows.
* pi + E = pie!
* that's one of miss rutledge's many talents...writing backwards on the board. no wonder you played softball so well! (rutledge: i never played softball) but i thought everyone played softball.
* i have to leave, i'm seeing spots.
* 1720 ... that's the year the pilgrims landed in the new world, right? plus or minus a few hundred years...kind of like in 1492, columbus sailed the ocean blue.
* say it with me...change the sign on the bottom and add it to the top. now if only eminem could get that going...
* maybe i should have named my kid scott instead of chris.
* who keeps track of those pilgrims anyway?
* 340,000, isn't that the population of the united states? maybe the population of texas...nevada. utah? ...maine?
* how many weeks in an hour? oh wait, maybe i added it wrong.
* you gotta use your touch math, and then plug-n-chug!
* we have an emergency...there's no domain!
* as big as the NYC phone book in the old days...i don't think they make phone books anymore, do they?
* cindy lauper would be proud.
* i bet you got a 100% on your three types of volcanoes test.
* some people think they'll use this math in heaven.
* it's so easy, barney and his friends can do it!
* who invented america, christopher columbus? oh no, that was north america.
* 454...it's a 5 sandwich on 4 bread.
* what other famous people had another name? ice t...kind of like chocolate milk. oh, i was thinking george washington, father of our country.
* i think mcdonalds made the metric system. you know, they have pictures of big macs on their registers.
* 1.00680...what would martha stewart think of such a beautiful number?
* you have extensive use of your up-carrots.
* how many heads does barbie have?
* we used to have a propane tank...there were posts around it so the terrorists couldn't drive their trucks through it.
* the answers are always 1, 2, and 3, you just have to decide their order and which one is negative.
* my middle's a little to the left.
* oh sugarbeans...i should get my coat, right ma'am?
* george washington rode a dinosaur to see the lava flow, right?
* liner algebra applies to everything...except maybe those donuts...anyway, back at the ranch here...
* you may think i have more free time than you do, but i don't have a dishwasher.
* do you know who the vikings were? DEAD WHITE MEN!
* we didn't even have to go to haiti to adopt a class, ma'am!
* did you see the mass suicide of the worms this morning?
oh boy, it all seems like so long ago...
martinisms 2003-2004
* you can't be redundant, or the math police will get you.
* if it's too bright in here, you can turn off the windows.
* pi + E = pie!
* that's one of miss rutledge's many talents...writing backwards on the board. no wonder you played softball so well! (rutledge: i never played softball) but i thought everyone played softball.
* i have to leave, i'm seeing spots.
* 1720 ... that's the year the pilgrims landed in the new world, right? plus or minus a few hundred years...kind of like in 1492, columbus sailed the ocean blue.
* say it with me...change the sign on the bottom and add it to the top. now if only eminem could get that going...
* maybe i should have named my kid scott instead of chris.
* who keeps track of those pilgrims anyway?
* 340,000, isn't that the population of the united states? maybe the population of texas...nevada. utah? ...maine?
* how many weeks in an hour? oh wait, maybe i added it wrong.
* you gotta use your touch math, and then plug-n-chug!
* we have an emergency...there's no domain!
* as big as the NYC phone book in the old days...i don't think they make phone books anymore, do they?
* cindy lauper would be proud.
* i bet you got a 100% on your three types of volcanoes test.
* some people think they'll use this math in heaven.
* it's so easy, barney and his friends can do it!
* who invented america, christopher columbus? oh no, that was north america.
* 454...it's a 5 sandwich on 4 bread.
* what other famous people had another name? ice t...kind of like chocolate milk. oh, i was thinking george washington, father of our country.
* i think mcdonalds made the metric system. you know, they have pictures of big macs on their registers.
* 1.00680...what would martha stewart think of such a beautiful number?
* you have extensive use of your up-carrots.
* how many heads does barbie have?
* we used to have a propane tank...there were posts around it so the terrorists couldn't drive their trucks through it.
* the answers are always 1, 2, and 3, you just have to decide their order and which one is negative.
* my middle's a little to the left.
* oh sugarbeans...i should get my coat, right ma'am?
* george washington rode a dinosaur to see the lava flow, right?
* liner algebra applies to everything...except maybe those donuts...anyway, back at the ranch here...
* you may think i have more free time than you do, but i don't have a dishwasher.
* do you know who the vikings were? DEAD WHITE MEN!
* we didn't even have to go to haiti to adopt a class, ma'am!
* did you see the mass suicide of the worms this morning?
oh boy, it all seems like so long ago...