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I left for work early and in a rush, and I didn't have time to put out sheets for Edna and strip my bed (the sign I want my sheets changed). I resigned myself to having dirty sheets for another week. Getting home at 2:30 this morning, I had a delightful surprise to find this note scribbled on half a sheet of A6 memo pad:

Bob,

I changed the bed sheet--

Edna

A box of chocolates for Edna is definitely in order.

Stay ever vigilant--

/B/