Size Doesn't Matter (2/2)

[rkowhore79]

Author: Rkowhore79
Title: Size Doesn't Matter
Pairing: Centon..with a few mentions of Codiasi here and there I guess:)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:  Somewhat non-con, there might be some blood spilled, some screaming...you know, the usual;)
Disclaimers: No beta, yada yada...all these mistakes are mine and mine only. And of course it is AU, as always.  I

Comments

[eric_idle_rules]

Oh my word. This was just... Goddamn. I have missed your writing so much.

I love your sick, twisted Randal, and your just as sick and twisted John. And your sick and twisted mind for coming up with all this. Yup, love it all.

Another thing I like is how in so many of your fics you include the senses, and you make a point to mention them. It's become like a running theme throughout them, so to point out how John was down two, yeah, it was a nice touch.

Have any more of these unfinished fics lying around?

[teddysbabymama]

not gonna lie, i'm REALLY starting to think she OWNS a Mr. Tickle and a Mr. O. for real. just like her stripping fic, i said she had to have been a stripper in another life. no one can do it THAT WELL unless you've experienced it yourself. unless she's just REALLLLLYYY imaginative and super talented. which she is. so okay, maybe my theory is wrong.

she wasn't a stripper then, but she def owns a Mr. Tickle. I'm sure of it!
cuz if you notice, she ALWAYS has a "little black bag of tricks"... in this one, the other one where randy's a serial killer, the one where jeff rapes matt, etc etc. that little black bag is common knowledge around these here parts and i'm convinced it's cuz she has one of those as well.

yep. convinced :D

[eric_idle_rules]

I'm with ya there, surely she's got her own "little black bag" that comes into play every once in a while... Mr. Tickle and all. Of course, I write pr0nz and I've still got the v-card. So maybe she is that imaginative. Hmmmm...

Nah, she's so got a Mr. Tickle.

[teddysbabymama]

SHE DOES!!!

See that's different. I immensely enjoy writing about buttsex and all sorts of other things I know nothing about BUT BUT BUT.... I don't have like, a standout object, like say... a baseball uniform (yeah, Daddy)... that makes a cameo in all of my stuff.

She does. Which means she's VERRRRYYY familiar with said standout object.
I demand that she take a picture of Mr. Tickle that she keeps in a drawer beneath her body sprays and whatnot..

[eric_idle_rules]

Soooo, can we call that little bag her "beg for it black"?

Oh, yes, I agree! We need pics of her Mr. Tickle. And even though I'm sure she's got herself a Mr. O, as well, considering where it goes, I think we can pass on a pic of that... But we need pics of Mr. Tickle. *nods*

[teddysbabymama]

Hahahahahahha ew!!!!!! Twin can keep her...previously bloodied and now encrusted Mr. O to herself, tyvm. But I DEF want a pic of Mr. Tickle.

[rkowhore79]

OH HEAVENS NO!!!

[teddysbabymama]

lmfaaaaoooooooo there it is again. and yesssss, i know you did it for my benefit. but its still damn funny. lolz

[rkowhore79]

hmph. i'm bringing that back, damn it. even if it was never...here and gone in the first place.

[rkowhore79]

oh god. soooo gross!! i just made that up. i hope to GOD that isn't a real thing *shudders*
you two are troublemakers.

[eric_idle_rules]

Liesssssssss... and lord knows, they got everything else...

[teddysbabymama]

it is. i actually googled "ass spreader" earlier after i read this... and sure enough...

[eric_idle_rules]

o.e

[rkowhore79]

i'm sure you did.
OMFGGGGGGG!!!! WTF IS THAT??!!!! my ass hurts just looking at it! *hides in fear*
wtf goes...up there?!!! O____________O i'm really scared right now. that doesn't look at all like what i was picturing/made up.

[rkowhore79]

lmfaoooo omg, i can't breathe! stop itttt!!! beneath my body sprays. hahahahah!! gtfo. i don't have a standout object! it's just....sex stuff. all pretty standard. i just go to like goodvibrations.com and find stuff since i have no idea about any of just on my own or anything...ya know. not me. good girl right here *nods*

best believe i'd take a pic. if i had one, that is:P

[teddysbabymama]

bahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damnit. i have to be @ work in an hour and i'm over here wheezing and spitting up cracker bits i just chewed lolzzz