Well where do I start?? Should I start with tonites convo with Chunky lovin g/f or from last week with his whatever.....Ok as I sit here tonite..Oh boy is on the phone trying to get permission to look at porn on his computer from his g/f that is 6 hours away....Well actually he said earlier in teh week to her that he is no longer looking at porn though I did walk past his computer and he was feverishly clicking off porn...But now he is asking if he can look at the Kama Sutra--what a dumbass--now he thinks he can have tantric sex for 12 hours--hahaha now that is funny--I need a tape recorder! THough he believes(since he knows all) that holding it "in" will cause problems--I'm to old for this....Its like living with a high schooler....
So last week Oh boy comes in all pissed off wednesday nite-I believe-I was watching West Wing and he was trying to talk to me--I wasnt having it--wait til a commerical you idiot! But What I got out of it from half listening to him was that he studied for 46 hours--yes 46 hours for a Physics test and still failed. What ever dude! He didnt study 4 hours for that test..He spends more time rubbing himself or picking his ass then looking at a book, even though he is taking 24 hours of class...That kid is full of so much crap its hard not to laugh in his face....oooh back to this morning before going back to last weeks funniest thing he has tried to pull over on us...So this morning I'm getting ready for my 730 class and sitting at my desk..Oh boy's alarm clock starts going off-which by the way is across teh room away from me and him(hes on the couch) He wakes up sees me and asks, "Hey can you hit the button once, just once?" yeah I'll hit the fucking button..so after like 30 seconds of it going off and me not answering him..I got up and turned off the alarm clock instead of hitting the snooze like he wanted..that'll be the last time he asks me to do that--he usualy ask Jon to hit the button--screw him! Only a couple more months, is what I keep telling myself...
SO last week..Oh boy gets in a fight with his g/f ove some petty crap as usual-but this time he goes off and is cursing and yelling on the phone..Somone hung up on someone and she starts calling the apartment phone and then his phone back and forthand Oh boy asks, "Hey can you answer it and tell her I'm not here?" I simply answer, "No Take care of your own shit." He didnt care for that..This is Thrusday nite and again he comes in pissed off and tries to talk to me whil I'm trying to watch ER--I asked him..didnt we go through this last nite--wait for a commerical! So after the intial round of yelling ended we had a few hours of peace and quiet--which is rare in the apartment--Let me set the picture for ya..Jon went to the Bar-The Catus which is 10 cent 32ounce cup nite, I'm being myself ready for bed and getting ready for early classes and oh boy is ready for bed as well...So at about 1145pm the yelling starts again...he knows the rule o phone calls after midnight, so I asked nicely for him to take it outside-'casue I knew it wasnt going to end at midnight...I know have 2 walls between him and me in bed and I can still hear him swearing and yelling on the phone! Goodness! then I start to hear other peoplein the building yelling at him to shut up and it got quiet..at about 1 he came in put something in the microwave for like 5 seconds 6 times and left again...130m rolls around and Jon stumbles in from teh bar..I cant sleep 'casue I had some stuff on my mind so I stayed up and told him what was going on with Ph boy ad he was telling me stories about the Catus....15mins later Oh boy comes in and says, "man I just got back from the bar, I need a drink!" Drunk Jon then starts on the questions...
Jon: "You went to the bar dressed like that?'
Oh Boy: " Oh no, I have khakis in my car and changed in my car before I went in and changed when I came out."
Jon: "What bar did you go to?"
Oh boy: " The Catus, I've been there for the past hour."
Jon: "I just came from there, I was there all nite..I didnt see you there...Which bar did you go to" (catus has like 3 separate bars inside)
Oh Boy: "The bar next to BW3, the one right inside the double doors. My buddy had a pitcher"
Jon: " Why did he have a pitcher, it was 10cent 32 ounce drinks all nite?"
Now I'm just sitting here trying not to laugh at him 'cause I know he was here at 1am, I've been to the catus and theres no double doors, he had no stamp on his hand..its just one lie after another, Jon and I just look at one another and shake our heads--at that point in the nite I had to go back to bed 'cause I was ready to burst! But Jon kept asking questions and Oh boy caught on that he knew he wsant there..Oh boy hasnt been to any bars here, he has no friends here, he goes home every weekend and only talks to the g/f But lucky us we get to see her non-confident, low self-esteem face this weekend..He asked me if it was alright that she came her this weekend.I asked, from when to when..simply question..he replies this weekend--hey dumbass days..time frame..so it was Friday nite til sunday afternoon..then a couple hours later it changed to Thrusday nite--I guess it'll be my time to be Civil--I hear I;m good at that..so I've been told--gone from being nice to being civil--we'll see what the weekend brings......
So this past weekend Cindy and myself ventured out on a little road trip first to Chicago, then down to STL for a gathering of the SLU greats of SAB, KSLU, SGA, and Unews--a fairwell party for the great Chris Grabau...Cindy and I started on friday and headed north to Chicago to have my dinner-which my mom said not to come home for-I thought it was going ot be worse then what it turned out to be since it was Bob, Barb and Grandma.....yikes! BUt they were on their best behavior and since it was on Friday during lent--no meat! I chose a safe place to go eat--pizza-and a good way to avoid the ever feared question from my mom, Um Cindy, are you Catholic? and Are you Irish? " Cause Barb like to ask those questions...she even asked Amalia when she stayed over x-mas break--I was like mom we are friends! Then she says I dont care if they are not catholic or irish, as long as your happy--I get that from mom to many times! But we made it through Chicago, I think Cindy got some stuff to use against me from thr rents but not much--not enough time and i didnt give mom alot of alone time with Cindy to give out to much info, then we had an early start to STL. But before we got down there we had to stop at Cozy dogs in Springfield and Yes this time it was open!! We both concurred that the fries sucked, teh Cozy dog wa pretty good--Cindy wouldnt try it-and I picked up a 5lbs bag of mix for Suda and Jay so too can enjoy making their very own cozy dogs..We got down there and met up with Suda and his buddy Matt from England...I've lived in STL for 7 years and never went up in the arch, this weekend I made it up there..got some good pics..it wasnt to bad..Suda and I told Cindy and Matt stories about te old days-- I think Cindy thinks I am more of a freka then ever--I mean I told her some of the stories but I dont thkn she believed some of them and then after talking to Suda and Rich--all stories became true...we did some weird but hilarious fun stuff back in the day at SLU--Cindy now sees me as someone who likes to steal--oh well...haha
After the Arch we met up with Rich, Erin Dunn and Austin for dinner at Fuddruckers--Suda was the brave one and went with the 1lb burger--and ate it all!! Oh thats another thing that threw Cindy off..She and everyone at Purdue knows me by Ryan, well in STL everyone knows me by Murph..and then there is Suda, Joe Hodes--just calling everyone by thier nicknames--She didnt know that Suda's first name was Brian until like after hanging out with him for 5 hours or so...Then we made it to the party. It was great to see eveyone again..some folks didnt show but it was still a great time! Cindy had a good time..she learned many little things about me...Liked my friends from SLU--thats good, and we both learned a new word...Informatician..share with your friends! Then sunday we snuck out of Sudas place and came back to Purdue..So to cut it short but I tired and typed enough..
heres some pics:
http://community.webshots.com/user/flyboy10732