taken from palmer...
i just thought this was fucking hillarious
There I was on the subway talking about sexism and how it plays a key role in today's society. My audience was a well dressed female, but really I was projecting loud enough that the entire subway could hear.
Right before I could finish explaining to her the importance of domestic violence, she got up and changed seats. I followed her to the back of the subway to try and convince her that racism would be an excellent addition to her everyday life.
The next thing I knew, I was being slapped in the face. The worst part is that I wasn't even being attacked by a human; I was being attacked by a woman.
Being a real man, I grabbed the nearest beverage in sight - a toddler's bottle of juice - and poured it all over this ignorant feminist.
There I was on the subway talking about sexism and how it plays a key role in today's society. My audience was a well dressed female, but really I was projecting loud enough that the entire subway could hear.
Right before I could finish explaining to her the importance of domestic violence, she got up and changed seats. I followed her to the back of the subway to try and convince her that racism would be an excellent addition to her everyday life.
The next thing I knew, I was being slapped in the face. The worst part is that I wasn't even being attacked by a human; I was being attacked by a woman.
Being a real man, I grabbed the nearest beverage in sight - a toddler's bottle of juice - and poured it all over this ignorant feminist.