Gacked from... erm, I can't remember. Sorry.
If my livejournal was a fandom....
a. Who would the shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like, OR who is most likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? ("Jumping the shark" means the point at which a series goes irretrievably down the tubes in your opinion.)
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
I'm sure there will be some amusing answers to this...
ETA: I have just realized what this meme means, and how it is rather less interesting than the idea I had in mind (though it did yield a couple of giggleworthy answers). What I really meant was not "What if my life were a fandom?" but "What if there were a fandom based exclusively on my personal tastes and interests?" If that makes any sense...