Why I should not be left alone in the house
So here I am about to prepare my mid-revision lunch, and I'm holding a heavily pre-buttered piece of garlic bread in my hand and looking at the toaster.
MY FIRST THOUGHT: Hey, I bet I could just toast this right in here... (pops it in)
MY SECOND THOUGHT: No, because THAT'S HOW GREASE FIRES GET STARTED, YOU MORON. (pops it out)
I'm so glad myself and I had this little talk. But it goes to show how distracted I am by this book right now.
MY FIRST THOUGHT: Hey, I bet I could just toast this right in here... (pops it in)
MY SECOND THOUGHT: No, because THAT'S HOW GREASE FIRES GET STARTED, YOU MORON. (pops it out)
I'm so glad myself and I had this little talk. But it goes to show how distracted I am by this book right now.