"Considering the recent advances in optometry and laser eye surgery, it's a mystery to me why anyone would still be wearing
bifocal glasses. Especially when that person is an agent."
Yes, that's right, it's a Johnson Johnson fic... narrated by Sydney Bristow.
I'll never write it, of course. Even though it would be a perfect crossover.
What I am writing, however, is a bit more practical. Vaughn fic. About the Alice thing. Just because.