Get rich scheme
I've come up with some entrepreneur like ideas before. I won't mention them here just in case I was on to something. So if you haven't heard them yet, I sing after the 4th drink. Anyway this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna release a sex tape. Since I'm not a celebrity I'll have to do something to make it infamous. Something like reciting the entire script of the Karate Kid in iambic pentameter while doing the nasty. For example:
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Ye-ah | Johnny, || put him | in a | body | bag!
Anyway this will make me and my babymama to be internet celebrities, more specifically expecting internet celebrities. And what do expecting celebs do? They sell pics of their newborn for millions of dollars!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, who wants half of 'millions of dollars'?
" / / " / " / " " / "
Ye-ah | Johnny, || put him | in a | body | bag!
Anyway this will make me and my babymama to be internet celebrities, more specifically expecting internet celebrities. And what do expecting celebs do? They sell pics of their newborn for millions of dollars!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, who wants half of 'millions of dollars'?