BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rizzyr]

Okay, so I just had to post this conversation I just had over at OMEGLE cos it was too fucking hilarious. I love fucking around with people....and it's even more fun when they fuck around back.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello.

You: HELLO!

Stranger: how are you?!

You: SERGIO RAMOS IS THE GOD OF SEX JUST SO YOU KNOW

Stranger: oh i bet

You: NO LIES

Stranger: i believe yah

Stranger: [;

You: :D

You: GOOD I WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOUT AT YOU ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING

Stranger: oh no we wouldn't want that :b

You: NOT AT ALL

Stranger: p.s. is your caps lock key broked!?

You: COS IT WOULD DISTURB SERGIO AS HE IS BUSY BEING A SEX GOD

You: WHAT CAPS LOCK KEY?!

Stranger: oh dear.

You: WHAT?

Stranger: its just my children

Stranger: they've accepted satan into their lives

Stranger: and

Stranger: honestly

Stranger: i just dont know what to do.

You: YOU HAVE KIDS??

Stranger: i didn't give birth to them necessarily

Stranger: they were just lost and i led them home.

Stranger: [;

You: YOU SHOULD TELL THEM THEY SHOULD WATCH SERGIO RAMOS AND FORGET SATAN COS SERGIO IS A BEAST

You: SERGIO RAMOS IS THE NEW RELIGION

Stranger: last time i tried to tell them something they tried to bite me

You: HE WILL SAVE THEM WITH HIS SEXY HAIR AND BEASTLY SOCCER MOVES

You: DID THEY GIVE YOU RABIES??

Stranger: for some strange reason they've filed their teeth.

Stranger: i already had rabies to begin wtih

Stranger: so

You: OH MY

Stranger: i guess it doesn't matter.

You: NO I SUPPOSE IT WOULDN'T MATTER

You: SERGIO RAMOS CAN SAVE YOU TOO

Stranger: that'd be wonderful

Stranger: but i'm afraid i must leave

Stranger: the children are trying to escape

You: SERGIO RAMOS!!! DON'T FORGET THE NAME!!

Stranger: i will not.