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Some days I can’t fucking stand people, not even for a fucking second.
Like those fuckers in line at a fast food joint that are so fucking up tight and conservative that the fucking Catholics would wonder what the fuck. They fucking stand there in there shirts and ties and frumpy Janet Reno gear looking at the menu contemplating the moral implications of a goddamn cheese burger. Make up your fucking mind; it’s not fucking hard it’s a fucking cheese burger, a fucking cheese burger.
Of course we are already predisposed to dislike them from the moment we pulled into that parking lot to see there fucking mini van taking up a spot and a half cause they never learned to drive and they have a fucking bead store hanging from their rear view, in case being half retarded from inbreeding wasn’t enough to make parking a complex task. But that’s not what really does it, what really pushes it over the fucking edge is the bumper sticker that reads “god bless America” right next to the “smile jesus loves you” sticker. Clearly god didn’t bless America and jesus doesn’t fucking love me because you are here, if jesus fucking loved us he would see the glaring fucking flaw in his “master plan” and fucking kill you dead where you stand, you worthless waste of life.
Like those fuckers in line at a fast food joint that are so fucking up tight and conservative that the fucking Catholics would wonder what the fuck. They fucking stand there in there shirts and ties and frumpy Janet Reno gear looking at the menu contemplating the moral implications of a goddamn cheese burger. Make up your fucking mind; it’s not fucking hard it’s a fucking cheese burger, a fucking cheese burger.
Of course we are already predisposed to dislike them from the moment we pulled into that parking lot to see there fucking mini van taking up a spot and a half cause they never learned to drive and they have a fucking bead store hanging from their rear view, in case being half retarded from inbreeding wasn’t enough to make parking a complex task. But that’s not what really does it, what really pushes it over the fucking edge is the bumper sticker that reads “god bless America” right next to the “smile jesus loves you” sticker. Clearly god didn’t bless America and jesus doesn’t fucking love me because you are here, if jesus fucking loved us he would see the glaring fucking flaw in his “master plan” and fucking kill you dead where you stand, you worthless waste of life.