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[rizumcbutt]

Today's order of events:

1) I'm bald. Fuck yes I finally did it. It was harder than I thought it would be, and my head is cold.

2) I NEED YOUR COLLECTIVE OPINIONS. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.


THE P0RN NUN (3:45:20 PM): oh my god i need your
THE P0RN NUN (3:45:22 PM): opinon
spooky (3:45:35 PM): Okay!
THE P0RN NUN (3:45:41 PM): okay so mom's boyfriend was here last week
THE P0RN NUN (3:45:47 PM): they chased me over to dad's house
THE P0RN NUN (3:45:54 PM): and when i got back, i found this thing on my bed
THE P0RN NUN (3:46:31 PM): it's a string with four medium-sized round beads, and a hoop to... pull them around i guess on the end
THE P0RN NUN (3:46:37 PM): and the cat. is very interested in smelling them.
THE P0RN NUN (3:46:44 PM): HAVE I DISCOVERED THEIR SEX TOY?
spooky (3:46:53 PM): ... you have.
THE P0RN NUN (3:46:54 PM): or did someone have a baby or something and is spewing toys around the house
spooky (3:46:55 PM): holy snap
THE P0RN NUN (3:46:59 PM): oh god nooooo WHY THE FUCK
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:00 PM): WAS THAT
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:01 PM): ON MY BED
spooky (3:47:02 PM): that sounds like
spooky (3:47:04 PM): anal beads
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:12 PM): that's what i was afraid to think ;_;
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:14 PM): oh my god
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:16 PM): i was going to like
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:26 PM): point it out to mom and be like *INNOCENT* WHAT'S THAT THERE FOR :O
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:29 PM): and then watch her reaction intently
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:31 PM): oh god fikdlmsvs
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:33 PM): ON MY BED
THE P0RN NUN (3:47:34 PM): COME ON NOW

so what do you think. ;_; have i been defiled. sob. *feeling so dirty*