the cream of the fight

[riyuji]

It's amazing how my day could be made so colorful just by asking the question:

"DO YOU THINK BEAT WORKS OUT?"

riyuji: DUDE
riyuji: I HAS A QUESTION
envytheirony: I HAS ANSWER
envytheirony: HOPEFULLY
riyuji: DO YOU THINK BEAT WORKS OUT XDDDDD
envytheirony: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
envytheirony: I'm sorry
riyuji: I LAUGHED WHEN I THOUGHT OF IT TOO
envytheirony: the mental image
envytheirony: XD
riyuji: DON'T WORRY
riyuji: I KNOOOOW
envytheirony: OKAY
riyuji: BUT MAN, NO 15 YEAR OLD COULD BE THAT FIT
riyuji: AND NOT EXCERCISE
envytheirony: Well, he does has does beefy arms
riyuji: XDDD
envytheirony: LOL
envytheirony: I SAID BEEFY
envytheirony: LOL
riyuji: LOL
riyuji: IS IT SAD
riyuji: THAT WHEN YOU SAID BEEF
riyuji: I THOUGHT CURRY
riyuji: XDDDD
envytheirony: LOL
riyuji: so
riyuji: we didn't answer that
riyuji: XD
envytheirony: yeah
envytheirony: ...
envytheirony: uhhh
envytheirony: o.o
riyuji: because
envytheirony: o.oa
riyuji: it's too funny
riyuji: XDDDD
envytheirony: yes
envytheirony: XD
envytheirony: pfft beefy
riyuji: but would you believe me if I told you
envytheirony:
riyuji: that I've been thinking about that for a while? XD
riyuji:
envytheirony: yes
envytheirony: XD
riyuji: IT'S AN INTERESTING IDEA IMHO
riyuji: ALBEIT HILARIOUS
riyuji: XDDD
riyuji: riyuji: anyway I has to get going
riyuji: but
envytheirony: you love it
riyuji: I shall text you
envytheirony: okaayy
riyuji: and I do love it
envytheirony: /clings
riyuji: /carries
riyuji: hmm...
envytheirony: you have to take me with you now o3o
riyuji: /takes
riyuji: but anyway I leave you with a thought
riyuji: of Beat exercising
envytheirony: FFFFFF
riyuji: crunches, push ups
riyuji: maybe some weights
riyuji: /dies
envytheirony: "I feel the burn."
envytheirony: XDDD
riyuji: indeeeed
riyuji: I need to text this to Jeremy dammit.
riyuji: anyway
riyuji: see you after lunch xD
envytheirony: kaay
riyuji: I'll be texting you
envytheirony: kaay
riyuji: ...I CAN IMAGINE THE PUSH UPS
riyuji: IT EXPLAINS HIS ARMS
envytheirony: LOL
riyuji: BEEFY ARMS
envytheirony: LOL
envytheirony: LOL
riyuji: /flees
envytheirony: XD
riyuji: envytheirony: FFFF
envytheirony: You're horrible.
envytheirony: XD
riyuji: dude
riyuji: I know I am
riyuji: and I'm still thinking about it
riyuji: I mean
riyuji: lol
envytheirony: LOL
riyuji: imagine him doing
riyuji: benchpresses
riyuji: BENCH. FUCKING. PRESSES.
riyuji: ...
riyuji: /inserts innuendo
riyuji: WITH HIS SHIRT OFF
envytheirony:
envytheirony: and grunting
riyuji: /dies

And from that chat with Megu, I shared it with Jeremy.

Jeremy: I'm getting these vivid images now
Jeremy: >__>
riyuji: I knoooooow right?
riyuji: that's why I find this whole image too fucking hilarious
Jeremy: I wonder what music he'd play if he did work out
Jeremy: Eye of the Tiger?
riyuji: eye of the tiger
riyuji: LOL
Jeremy: XDD
Jeremy: first thing that comes to mind
riyuji: same XD
Jeremy: hell
Jeremy: imagine him doing the Rocky routine now
riyuji: ...
riyuji: /diiiiiiies
Jeremy: complete with theme song
Jeremy: XD
riyuji: YESSS
Jeremy: XDDD
Jeremy: this is killing me
riyuji: I knoooow
riyuji: what gets me the most
riyuji: is him doing benchpresses
riyuji: Bench. Fucking. Presses.
riyuji: I can imagine it
riyuji: but not
riyuji: and it hurts my brain
riyuji: but I love it
riyuji: XDDDDD
Jeremy: XDDD
Jeremy: I can still picture that
riyuji: him doing benchpresses
Jeremy: his arms!!
riyuji: I KNOOOW
Jeremy: I mean
riyuji: BUT
riyuji: it hurts your brain, right? XDD
Jeremy: look at Neku
Jeremy: YESS
riyuji: Neku's anorexic
Jeremy: its sooooo
riyuji: or bulemic
Jeremy: Shiki/Eri is more so then
riyuji: okay fine
riyuji: Neku's anorexic
riyuji: Shiki's bulemic
riyuji: XD
Jeremy: those "Legs"
Jeremy: XDD
riyuji: and Beat is "beefy"
Jeremy: nothing compares to the Beefy- yes
riyuji: XDDDDD
Jeremy: XDD
riyuji: I love the hivemind
Jeremy: I knooow
Jeremy: tell me if you do decide that Beat will work out
riyuji: ...
riyuji: wait
riyuji: I need his beefiness as an icon how
riyuji: *now
riyuji: THOSE AAAAAARMS
Jeremy: how does a 15 year old have arms like that??
riyuji: EXACTLY
riyuji: HE'S GOTTA WORK OUT
Jeremy: and on a side note..
Jeremy: if he goes to a gym
Jeremy: he'd probably meet more dudes
riyuji: ...true
riyuji: XD
Jeremy: more male friends

Only to have Megu say this afterwards:

envytheirony: ... Beat is a beefcake
envytheirony is typing...
envytheirony: 8D
riyuji: ...
riyuji: ...
riyuji: ...
riyuji: /goes to tell Jeremy that
riyuji: I hate you Megu
riyuji: envytheirony: NO YOU LOVE ME
envytheirony: SHUT UP
riyuji: SHUSH
envytheirony: B|
riyuji: YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY
riyuji: SO YOU SHUT UP B|
envytheirony is typing...
envytheirony: Okaaaay~

Which eventually lead to more brain break:

Jeremy: beef.cake
riyuji: Beef. Cake.
Jeremy: XDD
Jeremy: I can't stop laughing
riyuji: me tooooooooooooo
riyuji: oh goooooooooooood
riyuji: this is as fun as talking about his love life
riyuji: XDDDDDD
Jeremy: Love Life.. his Exercising habits
Jeremy: wonder what'll come next?
riyuji: ...
riyuji: I don't want to think about it now
riyuji: at least
riyuji: not at this very minute
riyuji: I don't think I can handle anymore
Jeremy: XDDD
riyuji: I mean
Jeremy: take it easy
riyuji: all this enjoyment
riyuji: from the ideas
riyuji: it can't be a good thing
riyuji: XD
Jeremy: too much of anything is bad..
Jeremy: so.. yeah
Jeremy: XD
riyuji: ...
riyuji: oh man

And eventually, the unseeable:

riyuji: also
riyuji: goddamn
riyuji: I can't
riyuji: unthink
riyuji: Beefcake Beat
envytheirony: I regret nothing. /o/
riyuji: I dunno how the hell to pull it off though
envytheirony: /plays eye of the tiger
riyuji: PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
riyuji: STOP THAT
riyuji: /watches Jensen Ackles
envytheirony: /imagines Beat jogging up and down the steps of the library
riyuji: LOL
riyuji: LOL
riyuji: LOL
envytheirony: ohoh 8D
riyuji: or like
riyuji: running up the Enveria steps
riyuji: then like
envytheirony: /seeing him pumping his fist up when he's done
envytheirony: BOOYAH
envytheirony is typing...
envytheirony: XD
riyuji: yes
riyuji: that
riyuji: exactly that

...I can't breathe.