Sex Sells!
INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT
A young couple are leaning up against the bathroom sink, they are having sex. It is hardcore sex, the kind that is nearly banned in America. As the two moan the sink starts to crack and finally collapses under them. Both fall to the ground with it.
MAN: (moaning in pain) Uh, keep going.
WOMAN: Ok.
They continue to have sex.
V.O.: Looking to fix up your bathroom?
(Motnage of shots from Home Depot)
V.O. CONT'D: Come on down to Home Depot and ask our professionals for assisance on getting you a sink that can withstand years of abuse. Home Depot!
That's my new commercial idea. Like it?
A young couple are leaning up against the bathroom sink, they are having sex. It is hardcore sex, the kind that is nearly banned in America. As the two moan the sink starts to crack and finally collapses under them. Both fall to the ground with it.
MAN: (moaning in pain) Uh, keep going.
WOMAN: Ok.
They continue to have sex.
V.O.: Looking to fix up your bathroom?
(Motnage of shots from Home Depot)
V.O. CONT'D: Come on down to Home Depot and ask our professionals for assisance on getting you a sink that can withstand years of abuse. Home Depot!
That's my new commercial idea. Like it?