What students come up with when stressed out:
Memories of my past, taken from the archives of Dimi’s journal, so the me=Dimi and her=me (Shannon) Some might offend some people, but all was done in jest.
This occurred on January 24th, 2003
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me: I don’t know what the suitemates are planning, but I don’t like it
me: not at all
her: ok
me: they should not be left unattended
her: what are they doing?
me: there are trashcans filled with water just sitting in the bathroom
me: they will either toss it onto the balcony, where someone will walk, slip, and fall, or put it up against someone’s door, waiting for it to open
her oh, do not open your door anytime soon
me: haha. they wont do it to me
me: I’ll go postal
her: ah
me: and if I have to go potty, then I have to
her: true
me: I don’t think they’d do it to me. After all, I know about their underage drinking habits
her: this is true
her: but extortion is a crime
me: what is it
me:: ?
her: blackmail
me: so basically
me: every politician in Washington should be jailed?
me:: yay
me: leaves me to take over the world
her: ah, such fun
me: I’ll make you my advisor
her: yay!
me: and I’ll pay you well
her: but, then I'd have to set-up your murder
me: !
her: to take your place
me: wtf?
me: dude
me: that’s harsh
her: oh, it always happens
her: just history repeating itself
her: I mean, I wouldn't want to , but the twinkie would tell me to
me: I’ll turn Stalin on your ass!
me: remember the purges?
me:: bitch!
her: hey, I'm Catholic, I know the Inquisition, ass!
me: just history repeating itself
me: i'm protestant
me: I’ll...
me: protest!
her: I'll burn you for heresy
her: and then, ruin your family name
me: I’ll sue you for molestation!
her:: I'm a woman, I'd win
me: and ruin your bishops name
me: dude
me: I’ll win, my name is alexis
her: dude, I'm a small, Irish girl
me: dude
me: I give head
her: not dangerous at all
me: id win
her: dude, my uncle has money
me: I still give head
her: and, you don't want to piss off the Irish
her: esp. when they are drunk
me: I’ll bomb Ireland
her: I'm talking about South Boston
me: and there too
her: bombing them would bring them up a level
me: splain
her: think shanty-town times 10
her: South Boston is a long-living slum
me: so, um, bomb it,
me: get rid of them
me: oh, I’ll bomb the Vatican too
her: nah, you can't kill the Irish
her: we are like cockroaches
me:hahha
me: good point
me:bug spray
her: no, the Pope would no, third secret of Fatimid
her: not as bad as corn beef and cabbage
her: and *Know
me: huh?
her: see above
me: corn beef and cabbage
me: ?
her: no, Pope
me: oh, I get it
me: anyways
me: I’m British
me: I got the queen on my side
her: well, I have the Welsh and Scottish
her: they hate the Queen
me: bitch, we dominate you~
her: and I probably got Charles and the Princes too, they want her dead
her: sweetie you are my equal
her: remember that
me: dude
me: will and harry cant resist me
me: they are so totally on my side
her: I have pot connections, they are on my side
her: plus, you know they want to play on the throne
me: I appeal to their dicks,
me: my side
me: it always comes back to sex
her: and then I'd get all the former colonies Britain once tried to dominate, and still hate you, so I get the world, basically
me: and you screw as many people as you have to get where you want to be
her: America, India, Middle East, Africa
me: bitch, I took over America already
me: and I still got Russia
her: nope,
me: dude
her: I get America back
me: this started with my taking America
me: you do not!
her: well, America does not like to be dominated
me: I don’t give a damn
her: so, after you, I'd rule, and then there would be a coup
me: I rewarded them
her: and we would both die
her: and Johnny Cochran will rule
her: or Hilary
her: and then the Antichrist comes
me: no no no
me: they would never rule
her: and we all go to hell for a few years
me: they were executed
her: well, if they have Satan, they can come back,
me: damn
me: you're right
her: mixed, Judeo-Christian, male/female leader
me: ?
her: they would whoop our ass
me: oh,
me: that
me: well
me: then we must ally ourselves
her: yes,
me: Ireland gets its freedom
me: freedom
her: and try to overtake China,
me: Russia looses theirs
me: yay!
her: and get America back
me: china
me: oh
me: n. kroea
me: dagj
me: n. korea
me: we need them
her: yeah, we get them in the deal with China
me: Japan?
me: good military
her: do we want Japan?
me:ja
her: Yeah, they hate America
me: we have to
her: we need them
her: if just for the artwork
me: if we don’t have them, they will kick our ass
me: yea, that’s good too
her: true
me: oh, um, Iraq, for the oil
her: and then, we get Dom as our handmaiden, too
me:: that was implied
her: well, how about Saudi Arabia
me: yea sure
her:: no, it really wasn't
me: whatever over there
me: no, it really was
her: no, it wasn't
me: YES, IT WAS
her: ok, umm, we need South Africa
me: dom always belongs to us
me: why?
me: Boer war, 1901
me: sorry
her: well, we need something in Africa
me:ethiopa
her: and the Ivory Coast is too much in decline..
her: or Egypt
me: well, duh Egypt
me: question? relig freedom?
her: yeah, but, homage must be paid to us
her: Germany, need Germany
me: war ships
me: no, let Britain do that
me: they do land army
her: France, do we need France?
me: Germany = Prussia
me: yes,
me: Alsace
her: true
me: Lorraine
her: well, Brazil
me: um,
her: control the rain forest
me: I know nothing of Brazil
me: that’s your dept
her:: thus the oxygen
me: yea, okay
me: I agree to that
me: dude
her:: ohh, let’s take Australia, as our testing grounds
her: umm, what?
me: Denmark - schleshwig-holstein
me: well, that’s actually German
me: but still
her: ok, you, umm..do that?
me: we need Italy
me: yea, I’ll do that
me: must protect the pope
her: food, clothes, history
me: he is THE DUDE
her: we need Switzerland
me: bank accts
her: yup
me: Constantinople
me: or Istanbul
me: whatever
her: we should get Canada for the hell of it
me: and the dardenells
me:oh, let them be semi free
me: they’ve got nothing super
her: well, anywhere that looks like Alaska
her: they can have
me: and is actually a nice place
me: dude
her: it is, but the accents annoy me
me: suggestion:
her: just a thing I have
her: ?
me: Alaska to Canada
me: and Michigan we divide
me: N Michigan
me: and S Michigan
her: sounds good
me: super
me: keep that 50 states thing
her:: yeah
me: um, Hawaii, I petition for their freedom, from the US,
me: but we keep them
her: yes, they do need it
me: under our domination
me: yes
me: Hawaii free
her: do we give Puerto Rico statehood?
me: no no no
me: freedom
her: they want statehood
her: oh, got to free Cuba
me: oh, bomb the hell out of Cuba, recolonize it
me: haha
me: free from Castro
me: that is
her: yes, why would you think anything else?
her: I say, we do something with CA,
her: well just L.A.
me: let it fall off
her: yes
her: but keep San Fran, north some how
me: save Florida though, old people, they can do stuff
me: san fran must stay
her: yes, they can make buttons
me: yes,
me: buttons
her: or cookies
me: sounds good
me: sewing stuff
her: Wyoming has got to go
me: well, can we not just change the name?
me: the name is the problem
her: like, containment area for cattle or something
her: yes,
me: or, bad people
her: change it
me: cattle and bad people
her: cattle and sheep
me: and bad people
her: bad ppl tend to be sheep
me: like fiemster
me: but she’s cattle
me: so it works
her: yes, baahhh, mooo
me: haha
me:ok,
me: name change
me: Reselang
her: that sounds cool
me: random letters
me: super duper
me: Reselang it is
her: umm, we stop the Bush line in politics
her: send them to Reselang
me:um, Kennedy much?
her: well, there is only one left
me: who?
her: and he has the liver of a Russian, oh no two
me: and you’re right, they are almost gone
me:hahaha
me:somethings bound to happen
me: dude
her: ?
me: Bush's not to Reselang
her: well, where then?
me: let them do hard labor for me in east Europe
her: we can't kill them all?
her: oohh, sounds fun,
me: remove the tongue
me:cant talk then
her: THANK GOD!!
me: haha
me: yes,
me: okay,
me: any other situation we need to work with
me: oH!!
her:: umm, Jay Leno must die
her: ?
me:bushs' money:
me: goes to malnourished infants in the developing world
me: all of it
her: pay to all the orphans in the East?
me: all of it
her: or that, that works
me: wait
her: very well
me: orphans in east
me:thats bill gates $
her: yes, and he would still be rich anyway
me: well, he works for us now
her: we do need him for the technology
her: yes, that
me:yea
me: he’s under our domination
her: or well, to steal the technology
me: I think $2/ week is good
me: no no no, padded cell for him
me: he’s good,
her: well, ok then
me: just too good
her: but blue padded, not white walls
me:rigght
me: he has to be able to get his sleep
her: yes
me: oh, teachers get PAID!!!
me: colleges are free
her: yes, yes, yes
me: study abroad encouraged, and paid for
her: and math is brought down a tad
her: just a little bit
me: well, math class for non majors is altered
me: to life mathematics:
her: yes
me: balancing a checkbook
me: buying a house
me: these sorts of things
her: real math
me: necessary math
me: dude
me: Bosnia...
her: ?
her: umm, bad for them
me: bad?
her: right now, I mean
me: but when we take over?
me: what to do?
me: oh!
me: I know
me: mad cow down there
her: oh, man, poor ppl
me: get rid of the fighting
me: eh,
me: then they need to shut up
her: can we just give them to Russia?
me: well, they are annexed,
me: remember, Russia gets Constantinople
me: and the opening of the dardenelles
her: oh, like that has stopped anyone before
me: huh?
me: super
me: Spain?
her: have it be a tourist resort
me: hmmm....I prefer study place
me: they got art and stuff
me: I mean, ppl can tour as well
her: but, surfing and crap,
her: well, wait we have new Zealand for that
me: but we must encourage scholarly studies
me: sure
me: for what?
me: tourism?
me:: I mean, everyone wants to go there now, for the lotr thing
her: yes, surfing, bungee, crap like that
me: super
me: oh, we need Walker
her:: well, Walker is our military leader
me: we need him
her: what else could he be
me: for more than that
me: he’s got super ideas
her: well, he actually comes up with everything
me: yea
her: but we take most of the credit
me: so, he needs a better title
me: for him
her: and force him to be with Megan
me: or we could do that
me: oh, yea
me: that too
me: super
her: oh, and Brian and Dom are chained to your bed, wherever you go
her: and, umm,
me: they cant meet
me:seperate rooms
her: well, ok then
me: and pink
me: and Helen
me: and angie
me: and Russians
me: keep the Russians
her: well, ok
me: must have the Russians
her: alright
me:yay
me: dude
her: ?
me: major decrease on book prices
her: oh, yes, of course?
her: you know, dominating the world is a lot of work
me: yea
me: damn
me: these are just plans
me: who’s going to do all this shit
me: ?!?!?
her: our little minions
her: our underlings
me: oh, okay,
me: wait
her: as usual
me: lets let the bush’s do some of it
me: and THEN lock him up
me: in RUSSIA!!
her: well, we would also need to recruit the actors to charm everyone to support us
her:: well, Siberia
me: this will be easy
me: oh, um, free the Jews
me: to Israel
her: well, of course
her: but, well, Palestine?
me: tell Palestine to shut the fuck up
me: let them expand a bit to the east
her: well, ok then, send them to Jordan
me: sure
me: I’ll study up on that,
me: after all, the Jewish people are favored by me
me: so, I’ll take care of the Jews
her: well, I'm not against the Jews,
her: love them actually
me: you just take care of the Catholics though
me: and I’ll take care of the Jews
me: it’ll be fine
her:ok, that is like, a lot of the world
me: well
me: we are dominating the world
her: cause I got to get the Eastern Europeans
me:duh
me: wait
me: why?!?!?
me: that’s mine~
me: !
her: well, religious purposes
her: clam
her: oh, we re-do the dictionary
me::-\
me: for?
her: to have clam
her: ane celebrathing
me: oh, duh
me: universal language?
her: nah, too confusing
me: uh, doesn’t it cut down on confusion?
her: no, b/c everyone will want their own language to be their own
me: alright, alright
her: and the old ppl in FLa will never go for it
me: true
me: good point
her: and we need them for buttons and cookies
me: yes
me: good cookies
me: oh,
me: and bread
her: ok, dude, I gotta go to bed,
her: sleepy
me: dude
her: and yes, bread
me: the world doesn’t sleep
her:: dude, I do,
me: okay, I’ll take the night shifts!
me:hows that?
her: good
me: super
her: oh, don't abuse Orli too much
me: oh he’s tied to your beds
me: duh
her: you can't beat fashion sense into people
her: nah, he doesn't like to be still
me: i’m too busy with dom
me: and brian
me: well, then do something with him
her: well, I can't
her: he is a night person
me: he can squirm
me: eh, dude
her: nah, then he would whine
me: you don’t get it
me: we are DOMINATING!!!
me:doesnt matter what he wants!
me: remember?
her: yes, but he is there to keep a bit humane part in me
me:oh, fine
me: whatever
me:): but I don’t want him
me: he’s yours
her: ok, anyway
me: sweet dreams
her: I got to go to bed
her: and pee
me: :-*
her: same to you
her: nighty-night
me: ta-ta
she signed off.
So that's how it happened.
This occurred on January 24th, 2003
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me: I don’t know what the suitemates are planning, but I don’t like it
me: not at all
her: ok
me: they should not be left unattended
her: what are they doing?
me: there are trashcans filled with water just sitting in the bathroom
me: they will either toss it onto the balcony, where someone will walk, slip, and fall, or put it up against someone’s door, waiting for it to open
her oh, do not open your door anytime soon
me: haha. they wont do it to me
me: I’ll go postal
her: ah
me: and if I have to go potty, then I have to
her: true
me: I don’t think they’d do it to me. After all, I know about their underage drinking habits
her: this is true
her: but extortion is a crime
me: what is it
me:: ?
her: blackmail
me: so basically
me: every politician in Washington should be jailed?
me:: yay
me: leaves me to take over the world
her: ah, such fun
me: I’ll make you my advisor
her: yay!
me: and I’ll pay you well
her: but, then I'd have to set-up your murder
me: !
her: to take your place
me: wtf?
me: dude
me: that’s harsh
her: oh, it always happens
her: just history repeating itself
her: I mean, I wouldn't want to , but the twinkie would tell me to
me: I’ll turn Stalin on your ass!
me: remember the purges?
me:: bitch!
her: hey, I'm Catholic, I know the Inquisition, ass!
me: just history repeating itself
me: i'm protestant
me: I’ll...
me: protest!
her: I'll burn you for heresy
her: and then, ruin your family name
me: I’ll sue you for molestation!
her:: I'm a woman, I'd win
me: and ruin your bishops name
me: dude
me: I’ll win, my name is alexis
her: dude, I'm a small, Irish girl
me: dude
me: I give head
her: not dangerous at all
me: id win
her: dude, my uncle has money
me: I still give head
her: and, you don't want to piss off the Irish
her: esp. when they are drunk
me: I’ll bomb Ireland
her: I'm talking about South Boston
me: and there too
her: bombing them would bring them up a level
me: splain
her: think shanty-town times 10
her: South Boston is a long-living slum
me: so, um, bomb it,
me: get rid of them
me: oh, I’ll bomb the Vatican too
her: nah, you can't kill the Irish
her: we are like cockroaches
me:hahha
me: good point
me:bug spray
her: no, the Pope would no, third secret of Fatimid
her: not as bad as corn beef and cabbage
her: and *Know
me: huh?
her: see above
me: corn beef and cabbage
me: ?
her: no, Pope
me: oh, I get it
me: anyways
me: I’m British
me: I got the queen on my side
her: well, I have the Welsh and Scottish
her: they hate the Queen
me: bitch, we dominate you~
her: and I probably got Charles and the Princes too, they want her dead
her: sweetie you are my equal
her: remember that
me: dude
me: will and harry cant resist me
me: they are so totally on my side
her: I have pot connections, they are on my side
her: plus, you know they want to play on the throne
me: I appeal to their dicks,
me: my side
me: it always comes back to sex
her: and then I'd get all the former colonies Britain once tried to dominate, and still hate you, so I get the world, basically
me: and you screw as many people as you have to get where you want to be
her: America, India, Middle East, Africa
me: bitch, I took over America already
me: and I still got Russia
her: nope,
me: dude
her: I get America back
me: this started with my taking America
me: you do not!
her: well, America does not like to be dominated
me: I don’t give a damn
her: so, after you, I'd rule, and then there would be a coup
me: I rewarded them
her: and we would both die
her: and Johnny Cochran will rule
her: or Hilary
her: and then the Antichrist comes
me: no no no
me: they would never rule
her: and we all go to hell for a few years
me: they were executed
her: well, if they have Satan, they can come back,
me: damn
me: you're right
her: mixed, Judeo-Christian, male/female leader
me: ?
her: they would whoop our ass
me: oh,
me: that
me: well
me: then we must ally ourselves
her: yes,
me: Ireland gets its freedom
me: freedom
her: and try to overtake China,
me: Russia looses theirs
me: yay!
her: and get America back
me: china
me: oh
me: n. kroea
me: dagj
me: n. korea
me: we need them
her: yeah, we get them in the deal with China
me: Japan?
me: good military
her: do we want Japan?
me:ja
her: Yeah, they hate America
me: we have to
her: we need them
her: if just for the artwork
me: if we don’t have them, they will kick our ass
me: yea, that’s good too
her: true
me: oh, um, Iraq, for the oil
her: and then, we get Dom as our handmaiden, too
me:: that was implied
her: well, how about Saudi Arabia
me: yea sure
her:: no, it really wasn't
me: whatever over there
me: no, it really was
her: no, it wasn't
me: YES, IT WAS
her: ok, umm, we need South Africa
me: dom always belongs to us
me: why?
me: Boer war, 1901
me: sorry
her: well, we need something in Africa
me:ethiopa
her: and the Ivory Coast is too much in decline..
her: or Egypt
me: well, duh Egypt
me: question? relig freedom?
her: yeah, but, homage must be paid to us
her: Germany, need Germany
me: war ships
me: no, let Britain do that
me: they do land army
her: France, do we need France?
me: Germany = Prussia
me: yes,
me: Alsace
her: true
me: Lorraine
her: well, Brazil
me: um,
her: control the rain forest
me: I know nothing of Brazil
me: that’s your dept
her:: thus the oxygen
me: yea, okay
me: I agree to that
me: dude
her:: ohh, let’s take Australia, as our testing grounds
her: umm, what?
me: Denmark - schleshwig-holstein
me: well, that’s actually German
me: but still
her: ok, you, umm..do that?
me: we need Italy
me: yea, I’ll do that
me: must protect the pope
her: food, clothes, history
me: he is THE DUDE
her: we need Switzerland
me: bank accts
her: yup
me: Constantinople
me: or Istanbul
me: whatever
her: we should get Canada for the hell of it
me: and the dardenells
me:oh, let them be semi free
me: they’ve got nothing super
her: well, anywhere that looks like Alaska
her: they can have
me: and is actually a nice place
me: dude
her: it is, but the accents annoy me
me: suggestion:
her: just a thing I have
her: ?
me: Alaska to Canada
me: and Michigan we divide
me: N Michigan
me: and S Michigan
her: sounds good
me: super
me: keep that 50 states thing
her:: yeah
me: um, Hawaii, I petition for their freedom, from the US,
me: but we keep them
her: yes, they do need it
me: under our domination
me: yes
me: Hawaii free
her: do we give Puerto Rico statehood?
me: no no no
me: freedom
her: they want statehood
her: oh, got to free Cuba
me: oh, bomb the hell out of Cuba, recolonize it
me: haha
me: free from Castro
me: that is
her: yes, why would you think anything else?
her: I say, we do something with CA,
her: well just L.A.
me: let it fall off
her: yes
her: but keep San Fran, north some how
me: save Florida though, old people, they can do stuff
me: san fran must stay
her: yes, they can make buttons
me: yes,
me: buttons
her: or cookies
me: sounds good
me: sewing stuff
her: Wyoming has got to go
me: well, can we not just change the name?
me: the name is the problem
her: like, containment area for cattle or something
her: yes,
me: or, bad people
her: change it
me: cattle and bad people
her: cattle and sheep
me: and bad people
her: bad ppl tend to be sheep
me: like fiemster
me: but she’s cattle
me: so it works
her: yes, baahhh, mooo
me: haha
me:ok,
me: name change
me: Reselang
her: that sounds cool
me: random letters
me: super duper
me: Reselang it is
her: umm, we stop the Bush line in politics
her: send them to Reselang
me:um, Kennedy much?
her: well, there is only one left
me: who?
her: and he has the liver of a Russian, oh no two
me: and you’re right, they are almost gone
me:hahaha
me:somethings bound to happen
me: dude
her: ?
me: Bush's not to Reselang
her: well, where then?
me: let them do hard labor for me in east Europe
her: we can't kill them all?
her: oohh, sounds fun,
me: remove the tongue
me:cant talk then
her: THANK GOD!!
me: haha
me: yes,
me: okay,
me: any other situation we need to work with
me: oH!!
her:: umm, Jay Leno must die
her: ?
me:bushs' money:
me: goes to malnourished infants in the developing world
me: all of it
her: pay to all the orphans in the East?
me: all of it
her: or that, that works
me: wait
her: very well
me: orphans in east
me:thats bill gates $
her: yes, and he would still be rich anyway
me: well, he works for us now
her: we do need him for the technology
her: yes, that
me:yea
me: he’s under our domination
her: or well, to steal the technology
me: I think $2/ week is good
me: no no no, padded cell for him
me: he’s good,
her: well, ok then
me: just too good
her: but blue padded, not white walls
me:rigght
me: he has to be able to get his sleep
her: yes
me: oh, teachers get PAID!!!
me: colleges are free
her: yes, yes, yes
me: study abroad encouraged, and paid for
her: and math is brought down a tad
her: just a little bit
me: well, math class for non majors is altered
me: to life mathematics:
her: yes
me: balancing a checkbook
me: buying a house
me: these sorts of things
her: real math
me: necessary math
me: dude
me: Bosnia...
her: ?
her: umm, bad for them
me: bad?
her: right now, I mean
me: but when we take over?
me: what to do?
me: oh!
me: I know
me: mad cow down there
her: oh, man, poor ppl
me: get rid of the fighting
me: eh,
me: then they need to shut up
her: can we just give them to Russia?
me: well, they are annexed,
me: remember, Russia gets Constantinople
me: and the opening of the dardenelles
her: oh, like that has stopped anyone before
me: huh?
me: super
me: Spain?
her: have it be a tourist resort
me: hmmm....I prefer study place
me: they got art and stuff
me: I mean, ppl can tour as well
her: but, surfing and crap,
her: well, wait we have new Zealand for that
me: but we must encourage scholarly studies
me: sure
me: for what?
me: tourism?
me:: I mean, everyone wants to go there now, for the lotr thing
her: yes, surfing, bungee, crap like that
me: super
me: oh, we need Walker
her:: well, Walker is our military leader
me: we need him
her: what else could he be
me: for more than that
me: he’s got super ideas
her: well, he actually comes up with everything
me: yea
her: but we take most of the credit
me: so, he needs a better title
me: for him
her: and force him to be with Megan
me: or we could do that
me: oh, yea
me: that too
me: super
her: oh, and Brian and Dom are chained to your bed, wherever you go
her: and, umm,
me: they cant meet
me:seperate rooms
her: well, ok then
me: and pink
me: and Helen
me: and angie
me: and Russians
me: keep the Russians
her: well, ok
me: must have the Russians
her: alright
me:yay
me: dude
her: ?
me: major decrease on book prices
her: oh, yes, of course?
her: you know, dominating the world is a lot of work
me: yea
me: damn
me: these are just plans
me: who’s going to do all this shit
me: ?!?!?
her: our little minions
her: our underlings
me: oh, okay,
me: wait
her: as usual
me: lets let the bush’s do some of it
me: and THEN lock him up
me: in RUSSIA!!
her: well, we would also need to recruit the actors to charm everyone to support us
her:: well, Siberia
me: this will be easy
me: oh, um, free the Jews
me: to Israel
her: well, of course
her: but, well, Palestine?
me: tell Palestine to shut the fuck up
me: let them expand a bit to the east
her: well, ok then, send them to Jordan
me: sure
me: I’ll study up on that,
me: after all, the Jewish people are favored by me
me: so, I’ll take care of the Jews
her: well, I'm not against the Jews,
her: love them actually
me: you just take care of the Catholics though
me: and I’ll take care of the Jews
me: it’ll be fine
her:ok, that is like, a lot of the world
me: well
me: we are dominating the world
her: cause I got to get the Eastern Europeans
me:duh
me: wait
me: why?!?!?
me: that’s mine~
me: !
her: well, religious purposes
her: clam
her: oh, we re-do the dictionary
me::-\
me: for?
her: to have clam
her: ane celebrathing
me: oh, duh
me: universal language?
her: nah, too confusing
me: uh, doesn’t it cut down on confusion?
her: no, b/c everyone will want their own language to be their own
me: alright, alright
her: and the old ppl in FLa will never go for it
me: true
me: good point
her: and we need them for buttons and cookies
me: yes
me: good cookies
me: oh,
me: and bread
her: ok, dude, I gotta go to bed,
her: sleepy
me: dude
her: and yes, bread
me: the world doesn’t sleep
her:: dude, I do,
me: okay, I’ll take the night shifts!
me:hows that?
her: good
me: super
her: oh, don't abuse Orli too much
me: oh he’s tied to your beds
me: duh
her: you can't beat fashion sense into people
her: nah, he doesn't like to be still
me: i’m too busy with dom
me: and brian
me: well, then do something with him
her: well, I can't
her: he is a night person
me: he can squirm
me: eh, dude
her: nah, then he would whine
me: you don’t get it
me: we are DOMINATING!!!
me:doesnt matter what he wants!
me: remember?
her: yes, but he is there to keep a bit humane part in me
me:oh, fine
me: whatever
me:): but I don’t want him
me: he’s yours
her: ok, anyway
me: sweet dreams
her: I got to go to bed
her: and pee
me: :-*
her: same to you
her: nighty-night
me: ta-ta
she signed off.
So that's how it happened.