Bitter Sweet Tease
Title:Bitter Sweet Tease
Author: kuriahirameki (Corey) and rivium7fold (Sierra)
Rating: PG-13
Genre: cracktastic! Romance pre-smut
Pairing: YooHo or YunChun (because in our mind‘s YunHo is Uke!)
Disclaimers: These delicious boys are not ours. -_-
Summary: All you need to know is that this involves YooChun, icing, and YooChun beliving that YunHo is a tease. Need we say more? :D
"JaeJoong-hyung, is the food ready yet? I'm gonna die if I don't eat soon!' ChangMin whined, as he walked into Dong Bang Shin Ki's kitchen. JaeJoong was making a cake and didn't bother looking at ChangMin to reply.
"No it's not ready yet Min, go back to reading you're book or something."
"But, Jae-"
"Go do something Min!" JaeJoong said, turning towards the youngest member with a stern look on his face that only he could ever use.
ChangMin pouted and walked out of the kitchen to find something to occupy him. He knew better then to argue over food with JaeJoong, especially when we was making a cake. Because, you know, JaeJoong's cakes are amazing and he would deprive ChangMin of cake if he argued with him. ChangMin would die if that ever happened again.
As soon as Min plopped down on the couch YooChun popped out of nowhere.
"What's up MinMin?"
ChangMin frowned at him. "I'm starving and Jae-hyung won't cook me anything because he's making that cake!"
Min should of ran away when YooChun smiled at him, so wickedly, and devious. Min knew that YooChun-hyung would get in the way of Jae making him food, but sometimes YooChun's ideas were too entertaining.
"Let's go mess with Jea-hyung!"
ChangMin should have said no, but messing with JaeJoong seemed too tempting. Maybe, he thought, maybe I can annoy him so much that he'll wanna shut me up with food! Because, there were times when ChangMin listens to YooChun and not his stomach.
YooChun leaned over and whispered in ChangMin's ear, "we have to get Jae out of the kitchen! Let's hide YunHo's clothes under JunSu's bed!"
Min looked at him and whispered back, "isn't Yunho-hyung in the room? And where's JunSu?"
"He's out playing soccer with HyukJae and won't be back until Eetuk forces them to go home. YunHo-hyung is in the shower. Let's hurry before he comes out."
Five minutes later YooChun and ChangMin were in their seats in the living room, watching TV. Like nothing happened. They heard the door to the bathroom open and exchanged quick looks to each other.
"JaeJoong-ah, where are the clothes you set out for me that were on my bed? It was my favorite shirt and belt!" YunHo yelled from his shared bedroom with JunSu and ChangMin.
"Are you sure they didn't fall on the floor. Or did you forget that you took them into the bathroom like that last time?" JaeJoong called from the kitchen.
"No, I didn't take them in with me this time. They were on my bed," he called back before walking into the kitchen with a green towel around his waist. YunHo looked at Min and YooChun, "do either of you know where my clothes are?"
Min and YooChun shook their heads, keeping any sighs of knowing where YunHo's clothes were off their faces. YunHo walked into the kitchen, towel hanging low around his waist.
"JaeJoong-ah, can you help m-"
"Jung YunHo, how many times do I have to tell you to wear pants in the kitchen?" JaeJoong scolded as soon as he saw YunHo wearing his favorite green towel. Of coarse JaeJoong didn't mind seeing YunHo with a flimsy towel riding low on his hips, but there were rules about his kitchen. No matter how attractive JaeJoong found YunHo, YunHo would abide his rules or feel JaeJoong's wrath!
YunHo glared at JaeJoong through lowered eyelashes. He didn't like being scolded, especially not by JaeJoong whom YunHo didn’t see as a real man. JaeJoong glared back, keeping his eyes on YunHo's face when he wanted to stare at the delicious body standing in front of him.
"Well," JaeJoong stiffened. He knew that tone of voice, it was the one YunHo used when he was trying not to argue with someone. "If you'd help me find my clothes like I came in here to ask you if you would help me find, then I would obey that rule of yours."
"Aish, fine, I'll help you. Don't be pissy about it leader-shii." JaeJoong growled walking towards YunHo's bedroom. He stopped and turned towards YooChun and ChangMin, and looked at them. His look said something, oh yes, it said "stay out of my kitchen or you will die painfully and YunHo won't stop me." Then smiled and continued walking towards the bedroom, YunHo following him after tripping over the carpet in the living room. He, of course, made it look cool-even though his foot hurt-but that was okay as long as no one saw him trip. After all YunHo is the amazingly cool leader-shii of DBSK and had a reputation to up hold, having a YooChun-like moment would tarnish his reputation forever. He really hung out with YooChun too much, YunHo decided that he needed new friends and thought that calling Donghae after he found his clothes would be a good idea.
After YooChun and ChangMin were sure that the other two were in YunHo's room and occupied they stole a quick glance at each other and quietly walked into the kitchen. The first thing the pair noticed was the cake. The cake! JaeJoong's wonderful, amazing, pretty cake, that he would kill for if it ever got messed up. Ah! The cake! The cake was two layers tall and had pretty white, fluffy looking frosting all over it. There were red and yellow roses on the top with dark-ish green leaves around them. The sides were ridged with purple icing and the sides on the bottom had light blue stars on them. JaeJoong must have spent a lot of time decorating the cake. All ChangMin wanted to do was eat it. That was until YooChun noticed the icing gel lying near the cake, organized by color. He couldn't help but grin, this was too perfect.
"Min, look we can write on the cake! There's every color here. Look there's even neon pink, yellow, and green! Jae went all out for this. I wonder what it's for?"
ChangMin looked at YooChun with a blank expression on his face. "Hyung, does it really matter what it's for? Now stop talking and think. What do we wanna do with the gel?"
Sometimes ChangMin was the smart one when they were up to no good.
Both ChangMin and YooChun opened the tubes of icing gel. ChangMin held the purple and orange tubes while YooChun had neo pink and neon blue, both hovered over the cake, the tubes less than an inch away from the cake.
"Get the hell away from my cake!" Bellowed the unmistakable voice that belonged to one Kim JaeJoong.
As soon as the two heard JaeJoong's voice, they jumped and accidentally squeezed the tubes of gel in their hands.
Oh shit, ChangMin thought, I'm gonna die.
We're so dead, YooChun thought as tears welled up in his eyes, I can't die I'm too sexy. I have too many fangirls that I have to conquer before I die. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They froze as they stared down at the mess they caused. The once beautiful cake was now covered in a purple, orange, neon pink and blue glob. Slowly they turned around faced the scarily calm band-uhmma. JaeJoong stared at them, not moving. He could see the cake in-between the two and he could see the multicolored blob that covered his cake. I'm........going...to kill them.............painfully, he thought, keeping his face emotionless.
The two fell to their knees, hands held in front of them as if they were begging for something. Which they were, cause you know, they wanted to live and not be killed by JaeJoong-the violent mother of the group.
"JaeJoong we're so sorry. We didn't mean to ruin the cake. We were just messing around we wouldn't write on it. We swear!" They pleased in unison, fear quickly taking over their features.
YooChun was holding onto ChangMin's left arm in a death grip, lightly shaking. This whole time he thought that Min was the scariest but now he knew that JaeJoong was by far the scariest of the Dong bang boys.
JaeJoong just nodded before walking to a cabinet next to the quivering pair. "Don't worry its okay. I'll make another one, a better one. It's not like
I worked on that one for a really long time or anything."
ChangMin was about to take a sigh of relief until, JaeJoong turned around, pot in hand and stood over Min and YooChun. YooChun screamed. JaeJoong waved the pot dangerously close to their faces, glaring down at them.
“I changed my mind. Now I have to kill you both. I hope it was worth it!"
"Wait," YooChun said, before pushing ChangMin in front of him. "Kill him, not me, it was his idea! I swear!"
JaeJoong looked at him and ChangMin sat speechless, thinking, oh so that's how it is? I'll remember that if we live YooChun-hyung!
"YooChun I know you, you know, I know you to well. You planed this and-"
"Wait? What did I plan?" Yunho asked, as he walked into the kitchen, fully clothed and confused. He blinked as he saw JaeJoong and the other two on the floor, quivering.
"What's going on?"
ChangMin smirked despite his fear of the band-uhmma, "YooChun pissed in his pants!"
"Did not!" YooChun protested, removing himself from ChangMin in favor of punching him in the arm, hard.
"OW!" Min said before punching YooChun in the arm. The two started fighting and JaeJoong let them. It meant that he wouldn't have to get his hands dirty burying their bodies.
YunHo sighed and pulled the two apart, taking YooChun into his room and leaving ChangMin with JaeJoong.
Later that night YunHo forced YooChun and ChangMin to make another cake, under JaeJoong’s supervision. After dinner, YunHo cut the cake, handing everyone, including JunSu who had gotten back home an hour before, a piece of cake. Once he was done cutting the cake he licked the knife.
His tongue gently ran over the flat side of the blade. Licking up and down and slowly moving closer to the ridges, being careful not to cut his tongue on the sharp ridges. The icing collected on his tongue until he swallowed it all in one go, his Adams's Apple gently moving as he did.
YooChun licked his lips as he watched YunHo lick the blade clean. Freakin' tease. Watching YunHo do something so..so.....erotic turned him on immensely. Blood quickly moved to his groin as he continued to watch YunHo. He was now eating his own piece of cake, small bits of the icing collecting at the corners of YunHo's mouth. YunHo's tongue licked it away with a sexy swipe. YooChun licked his own lips as a thought popped in his head. YunHo and icing seemed to go perfectly together. YooChun finished his own piece of cake while he kept his eyes on YunHo, once he was done he excused himself to the bathroom. That tease he called leader would have to be taken care of and there was only one way to do that.
After YunHo helped JaeJoong with the dinner dishes he announced that he was going to bed early. No one stopped him, he had been working extra hard and his schedule was always more tiring than the others. YunHo deserved the rest and they would let him have it peaceful. At least three out of the four of them would.
It was past eleven and JunSu, YooChun, JaeJoong, and ChangMin were still up watching TV. YooChun wondered into the kitchen to get a water bottle. When he opened the fridge something caught his eye.
An extra jar of icing. Milk Chocolate icing, the flavor of love!
YooChun licked his lips as he smiled. Thoughts of YunHo linking that knife and his mouth filled his mind. This, he thought, would come in handy. He walked out of the kitchen, icing jar held in the hand facing the hall way and water bottle held in the hand facing the other three, and stopped at the living room.
"Min you can have my bed, I'm going to stay in you and Su's room tonight."
Min shrugged, "okay. JunSu, I think we'll be sharing a bed tonight.'
JunSu smiled and nodded as JaeJoong groaned.
"I don't wanna have to listen to them be all mushy!" He complained.
"So?" And YooChun was already walking down the hall and into YunHo's room. He silently opened the door before closing and locking it behind him. He didn't any interrupts as he played with their leader.