BBBWBC: photographic evidence
Here it is, folks--culled from Carrie, Nathan, and Heather's gay boyfriend's cameras--the photo log of Our Adventures in Doucheland.
Will you just fucking LOOK at this group of high-class LADIES????
Behold: the scary enormous cave-girl wig of hugeitude.
DO YOU LOVE IT??????
More sauciness:
(Uh-oh: blond down!)
There were many little dogs in purses.
Rocking out at Bar None (George FILLED the juke box with...Tom Petty!)
This was the place where there were a) three *very* typical blonds seated at the bar, doing shots with the male bartender and who Claire set out to piss off, and b) a BLOND FEMALE bartender who could not bring herself to even LOOK at us, let alone SERVE us.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
(This is typical for US.)
Please note: Sara has Sheila's "I Dream of Jeannie" horror-show from last year, and she brought George, who POPPED HIS COLLAR for us.
OHMIGAWD!!
Perfect outfit.
Some home shots:
IT'S HANNA MONTANA!
Carrie and Elena--look at your nasty-ass outfits! well done.
(You wore that in college, didn't you.)
Lauren arrives!
(Dude, check out my FUZZY WHITE SWEATER! Dude!)
She has a Nate in tow! Nate has come to study the blonds in their natural habitat.
He had a little notebook, with which to log observations and quotes.
(My own quote being, in response to his query of "So what's it like, being blond?": "It's SO transcendently awesome, it's like doing Kegels with your SOUL!!!!!" [pelvis clench]
Awwww yeah JESSE!!
The bartender at Bus Stop was the BEST on the WHOLE route!
Witness, as he volunteers himself for blonding...
Bonding with Claire's little dog...
...and with ME...
More converts! Aren't they sassy?
(See, now THIS is why we bring a bag of extras along.)
Parambulating from bar to bar: THE BLONDS MARCH ON UNION STREET
And LOOK! We even MADE it INSIDE the Matrix this year!!!
For some reason, we LOVED those bathrooms...
I then literally had to DRAG people out of this bar when it looked like they were headed to buy drinks. ~NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Looks like Kim picked herself up her very own Marina Dude!
Awwww, it's luuuuuuv.
But holy SHIT, did Carrie and Elena EVER bag some live ones!
Someone REALLY needs to send this to hotchickswithdouchebags.com, PLEASE?
GUNS N' ROSES!
UH-OH! Carrie gets freaked on the DANCE FLOOR!
So HERE are the offending douchebags mentioned by Dr. A:
Chat log from Carrie:
so elena and aussie girl got him tossed from bar
and they promised that we wouldnt make a scene
we just wanted to make sure HE got tossed
and the manager was like i dont want to toss him
because you are just going to make a scene outside
and she was like no we wont
we are civilized
we want to see him out
and then when he left we all stood outside
and pointed and heckled
and you shouted SO LOUD
SORRY YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha
then me and elena got in a cab
and they were still standing on the corner
so we took a pic of him from the back of the cab
we were like go slow around this corner
HEY DOUCHIES
hahah
I love these ladies.
For serious.
After all that, AND after I got stuck in front of my computer all day yesterday watching every single episode of Douchebag Beach, I am really struck by how the "other half" lives.
It's terrifying.
AND? Hilarious.
OMG WHEN DO WE GET TO DO IT AGAIN OMG.
That was fun. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING!
Will you just fucking LOOK at this group of high-class LADIES????
Behold: the scary enormous cave-girl wig of hugeitude.
DO YOU LOVE IT??????
More sauciness:
(Uh-oh: blond down!)
There were many little dogs in purses.
Rocking out at Bar None (George FILLED the juke box with...Tom Petty!)
This was the place where there were a) three *very* typical blonds seated at the bar, doing shots with the male bartender and who Claire set out to piss off, and b) a BLOND FEMALE bartender who could not bring herself to even LOOK at us, let alone SERVE us.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
(This is typical for US.)
Please note: Sara has Sheila's "I Dream of Jeannie" horror-show from last year, and she brought George, who POPPED HIS COLLAR for us.
OHMIGAWD!!
Perfect outfit.
Some home shots:
IT'S HANNA MONTANA!
Carrie and Elena--look at your nasty-ass outfits! well done.
(You wore that in college, didn't you.)
Lauren arrives!
(Dude, check out my FUZZY WHITE SWEATER! Dude!)
She has a Nate in tow! Nate has come to study the blonds in their natural habitat.
He had a little notebook, with which to log observations and quotes.
(My own quote being, in response to his query of "So what's it like, being blond?": "It's SO transcendently awesome, it's like doing Kegels with your SOUL!!!!!" [pelvis clench]
Awwww yeah JESSE!!
The bartender at Bus Stop was the BEST on the WHOLE route!
Witness, as he volunteers himself for blonding...
Bonding with Claire's little dog...
...and with ME...
More converts! Aren't they sassy?
(See, now THIS is why we bring a bag of extras along.)
Parambulating from bar to bar: THE BLONDS MARCH ON UNION STREET
And LOOK! We even MADE it INSIDE the Matrix this year!!!
For some reason, we LOVED those bathrooms...
I then literally had to DRAG people out of this bar when it looked like they were headed to buy drinks. ~NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Looks like Kim picked herself up her very own Marina Dude!
Awwww, it's luuuuuuv.
But holy SHIT, did Carrie and Elena EVER bag some live ones!
Someone REALLY needs to send this to hotchickswithdouchebags.com, PLEASE?
GUNS N' ROSES!
UH-OH! Carrie gets freaked on the DANCE FLOOR!
So HERE are the offending douchebags mentioned by Dr. A:
Chat log from Carrie:
so elena and aussie girl got him tossed from bar
and they promised that we wouldnt make a scene
we just wanted to make sure HE got tossed
and the manager was like i dont want to toss him
because you are just going to make a scene outside
and she was like no we wont
we are civilized
we want to see him out
and then when he left we all stood outside
and pointed and heckled
and you shouted SO LOUD
SORRY YOUR PENIS IS SO SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha
then me and elena got in a cab
and they were still standing on the corner
so we took a pic of him from the back of the cab
we were like go slow around this corner
HEY DOUCHIES
hahah
I love these ladies.
For serious.
After all that, AND after I got stuck in front of my computer all day yesterday watching every single episode of Douchebag Beach, I am really struck by how the "other half" lives.
It's terrifying.
AND? Hilarious.
OMG WHEN DO WE GET TO DO IT AGAIN OMG.
That was fun. THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING!