MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! My BRAIN MY BRAIN!!!
*shudders*
I was sent up into the loft to find a box labeled "x-mas" to grab some cups and plates.. Saw two boxes, opened them, no napkins, plates or cups...
"Oh" there's one underneath, not labeled, but its with the x-mas stuff...
I will NEVER open a box around here that is not labeled again. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I had been told storied of the boss doing the office mgr. *whatever*
Then I opened the box... I see red.... wait... no thats not x-mas... Is that lace?? uhhh.. errr.. wait, that looks like underwire bra....
is it?? Could it be?? No way.....
I reach into the box and what do I pull out?
A LACEY RED CROTCHLESS TEDDY and there was MORE under that, and there were a pair of "come fuck me shoes"
oooooooooh Why oh why did it have to be me????
Upside, im sitting at my desk sippin on a beer at the moment. I needed something to numb the pain.
*drinking beer at work is not typical.... Today is our "Holiday Party" Pot luck red neck style.
I was sent up into the loft to find a box labeled "x-mas" to grab some cups and plates.. Saw two boxes, opened them, no napkins, plates or cups...
"Oh" there's one underneath, not labeled, but its with the x-mas stuff...
I will NEVER open a box around here that is not labeled again. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I had been told storied of the boss doing the office mgr. *whatever*
Then I opened the box... I see red.... wait... no thats not x-mas... Is that lace?? uhhh.. errr.. wait, that looks like underwire bra....
is it?? Could it be?? No way.....
I reach into the box and what do I pull out?
A LACEY RED CROTCHLESS TEDDY and there was MORE under that, and there were a pair of "come fuck me shoes"
oooooooooh Why oh why did it have to be me????
Upside, im sitting at my desk sippin on a beer at the moment. I needed something to numb the pain.
*drinking beer at work is not typical.... Today is our "Holiday Party" Pot luck red neck style.