...nearly. After feeling pretty badly for myself because for every 5 dinners or meals or what have you I cook that are really good, there's 1 that tastes like the vomit of a Great Mortality victim, I open up this package that arrived for me today and it was this:
http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_022706a.htm DIANA SENT ME THIS. IT IS A DR. PHIBES ACTION FIGURE AND I ACTUALLY SHREDDED THE BOX TO GET IT OUT ONCE I SAW THE FRONT COVER. IT IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT I HAVE GOTTEN IN LIKE TEN YEARS.
I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING EXCITING, PEOPLE!