[Anti-OTP: Phlegethon/Hamlet. ...]
*for one Phlegethon Hades, destroyer of worlds, sanity comes and goes, and he just happens to be having something of a down period*
*the cure for this, obviously, is to lean against a conveniently-placed wall, rummage in the pockets of his nearly-knee-length leather jacket for a well-worn lighter and a half-full pack of cigarettes and occupy himself with lighting a cigarette with every intent to work his way through the rest of the pack*
*the cure for this, obviously, is to lean against a conveniently-placed wall, rummage in the pockets of his nearly-knee-length leather jacket for a well-worn lighter and a half-full pack of cigarettes and occupy himself with lighting a cigarette with every intent to work his way through the rest of the pack*