Meme #1
1. Name something you use in the shower: razor
2. Something people hate to find on their windshield: parking ticket
3. Name something a man might buy before a date? condoms
4. What is something you might cook in the microwave? popcorn
5. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? Money
6. Name an item found in a man’s pocket? Money clip
7. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: humps your leg
8. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? eye test
9. Name a phrase with the word 'home' in it? There's no place like home
10. Name a sport where players lose teeth: hockey
11. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a good day? Homework
12. Name a fruit that isn't round: pear
13. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat: crow
14. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: men's boxers
15. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? candle
Meme #2: Stolen from
dolnmoon Ask me to take a picture of something.
Second day back from vacation and I was alone in the office. The boss is on a long weekend and J did something to her eye yesterday. I have no idea if I have to go in early tomorrow. I keep telling them that it's an extra ten grand a year to use the telepathic powers.
I've given up on NaNo this year. My problem is I CAN'T STOP SELF EDITING. Sometimes I do it unconsciously. I think I'm going to work on my angst bingo and be done with it.
Or I could work on the X-Files/SPN prompt
denyce gave me at Bascon. Heh.