(you can keep your black tongue I found at the mortuary)

Sep 19, 2008 11:21

Why look at the time! IT BE PICSPAM TIME NOW!

Wow, I haven't done one of these in a while, have I? I barely remember the subject of my last one . . . ANYWAY. This picspam is one I've been wanting to do for a bit, but argh, I am a very lazy girlie & I hate screencapping, to be honest - it's so tedious. But enough of my whinging! Tonight (or today, depending on where you are) our subject is Harry Sullivan, UNIT medical doctor, naval officer & one of my favourite companions of the Fourth Doctor. (srsly, Harry is awesome. & if you don't know him, then you should get yourself some early Four serials.) Alas, his time with Four & Sarah Jane was rather short, very sadly so, but I love him anyway. So, he gets a picspam.

Actually, he gets a few - this is just Robot, which was his first story! I still have Ark in Space, The Sontaran Experiment & Genesis of the Daleks to cap. So yeah, Harry Sullivan? Pretty fucking epic, as you will come to learn.

(& HE IS NOT THE TIN DOG, OMG. He was just as awesome as Sarah. & you totally know the Doctor let Mickey come along with him & Rose because he reminded the Doctor so much of Harry. Therefore, HARRY♥♥ Besides, tin dogs are awesome anyway. THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE.)

ENDING PREAMBLE NAO. PICSPAM TIME!

(o, & in the extremely rare event that anyone wants any of these caps, then you may take them! Just mention that I capped them if you make them into graphics or use them for a spam of your own. & definitely show me so I can squeal over them! Thankyou!)

I LIE. One more thing: This spam is also for my fellow Harry fans backinblackk & soundthedrums - both VERY wonderful darlings who liked the idea of this spam when I mentioned it maaaany entries ago. I hope you both enjoy it! ::glompglomp::

♥ SO NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY! ♥



Once upon a time there was a very lovely doctor named Harry, who met some other guy with two hearts & a good looking jacket on at work one day.



Somehow, those two hearts led to a game of jump-rope with a bit of eyefucking throwing in. FOUR! Stop making eyes at men you just met! You WHORE.



Said game of jump-rope led to a most kinky sort of ending & something of a humiliating predicament our young hero found himself in.



Harry tried valiantly to explain what had happened to all & sundry, but it was no use. The Brig was on to him! As was Sarah, as we will learn later.



INTERMISSION!



Harry was still slightly put out over that whole jump-rope incident. The Brigadier, however, had a plan.



What better way to sweeten the pair back up than with a country outing?

(& also, you're about to see the slight fetish I seem to have for Harry's uniform. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES.)



Of course, the outing sweetened up our hero's disposition well & soon enough, he'd forgotten the fight altogether! The other guy, however, seemed to have temporarily found something of more interest than Harry.



Harry had always been taught to take things in stride, so he brushed off the lack of attention gently. The Brigadier, however, was not amused with this development.


INTERMISSION!



Whilst the Brigadier's plan went down the tubes, the three of them found themselves faced with the opportunity to save the world! Of course, being the brave men that they all were, they took it. As they did, Harry quietly plotted ways to capture attention, preferably without getting hurt in the process.



While the face would have given other men nightmares, Harry did not mind it. However, he did most prefer to cast his eyes upon the lovely backside of the object of his affection.



Then, a perfect suggestion came by way of the lovely Miss Smith: 'Why not go undercover?'



Harry enjoyed this plan most vigorously. As well as the hat, apparently.

(& I just want to take this moment to say ASDFGHKL;LKJHGFDSA LEATHER GLOVES WHEEEE. & soundthedrums, I completely capped this next section with you in mind.)



Harry thought that perhaps, he could enjoy being an undercover agent, despite the danger & the bad hats.



It really was exciting, Harry reflected, even if death lurked around every corner. How often did you get to wear such a nice pinstriped suit & trade secrets back& forth?



Well, it WAS, until he got caught, contracted a slight case of unconsciousness & became the newest hostage.



As it turns out, he wasn't the only hostage! Sarah joined him soon enough & together they explored their fondness for bondage began to plan their escape.



Soon enough, they were free. & reunited with the other guy!

(yes, I know, shitty cap, but OMG THE PINSTRIPES.)



INTERMISSION! (last one, I promise. Also, HARRY & FOUR QUOTE ALICE IN WONDERLAND IN THIS SCENE. I WANT THEM BOTH PLZ.)



O, yeah, the killer robot was still on the loose & had by then grown taller than a house. So Harry & his soon-to-be-paramour took to the lab, to blind the evil creature with science!

(also, Four be teh pretty in this cap.)



Unfortunately, the killer robot wasn't the only thing to be blinded by science! (or those damn sexy forearms either, if I may say so.)



Still more blinding by science, even after the killer robot was defeated. Well, love & science, in our hero's case!



& here, our tale does not so much end, as begin a new chapter in the life of our young hero, as he accepts a travel invitation from his new companions which will lead to lots & lots of three-way sexing of course! & begins life anew. [/purposely cheesy ending]

THE END!

& no, I REALLY don't have a damn clue where that story came from. I chalk it up to the back that I was hopped up on gummy treats & not enough sleep last night. (I'm posting this outside on a quite nice sunny day.) Though I am still in a considerably bouncy sort of mood - I think I shall see about procuring myself some iced green tea at the drugstore.

lovers: four/harry, , delights: boyspam!, livejournal: ::loves her friends::, i heart four, obsessions: doctor who, harry works on the sailors, lovers: four/harry/sarah

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