On boob jobs
It seems that to many people, normal (not surgically-enhanced) breasts look unnatural and bad. Too much soft porn on cable, I think.
Anyway, for those of us females who find this disconcerting, I had an idea: I think we should start complaining about non-perky balls. Balls tend to be saggy and wrinkly, at least some of the time, and this is just unsightly. I think balls should be as perky- and possibly as hair-free- as boobs. We have the technology! or I think we do, if this were recognized as the serious aesthetic problem it is.
Note: this is a joke. Mostly. :)
Anyway, for those of us females who find this disconcerting, I had an idea: I think we should start complaining about non-perky balls. Balls tend to be saggy and wrinkly, at least some of the time, and this is just unsightly. I think balls should be as perky- and possibly as hair-free- as boobs. We have the technology! or I think we do, if this were recognized as the serious aesthetic problem it is.
Note: this is a joke. Mostly. :)