The Perfect Grrl Band

Nov 23, 2010 20:30

The perfect Grrl band. Just something I found myself thinking about while washing up. As you do.

My final line up of Grunge Grrls:
Emilie Autumn (baby grunge), Selene Vigil (hippy grunge), Brode Dalle (bruised grunge), Otep Shamaya (scary grunge), Alissa White-Gluz (sexy grunge), Deborah Dyer aka Skin (bald grunge) & Simone Simons (ginger grunge, because every girl band needs 'the ginger one').

Their first music video would involve Tarrie B playing the role of their manager, cheering the band on as they turned Avril Lavigne into a punk-pop piñata. Hayley Williams would be spared because, well, she seems quite nice. I would be their number one fangirl and write numerous cracky slash fics about Emilie & Skin.

And with this concluded the pots were clean.

BTW, apparently yesterday was Doctor Who day. I hummed the theme (all off key) to mark it's passing.

muzak, randomness

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